Pride of uniten?

as drew and i were sitting lifelessly in the computer lab, guess what i found?
something to be proud of uniten...FINALLY...
Universiti Tenaga Nasional is ranked number 2802 in the world...
and we're ranked higher than Monash University Malaysia and University of Nottingham in Malaysia...

i know you people will be like no way...i want the proof...well check the website out yourself...


*ps slin...now there's a solid reason for you to switch to uniten...=p...

LOL? Definition of sex to children

tis is wat i got from forwarded email recently... juz wana share the laughter here... interesting huh? xD

Single, Desperate, Horny But Sensitive? hmmm...

Hi guys... thanks to "nth better to do" for the invitation for me to be a contributor here... so long neva involve myself in blogging ady... it's been more than half a year ady i neva update my blog(frenster blog) ... but dun worry, i'll try my best to contribute here :D...

so basically we noe the root of all our problems.. only one word, "UNITEN" haha... sometimes i wonder y la i enrolled to this desert? is tis a fate that all of us can noe n get along with each other in a gang? hmmm... no one noes... haha

last time i used remember wat my sis told me "dun worry la beng, after enter uni sure can get gf one la, got alot for u to choose leh" =.= that phrase really gave me extremely high hopes to find someone suitable when i go to uni...
due to that, i was dreaming of meeting alot and alot of pretty gals here...unfortunately things didnt happen as how i wanted them to be... when i first stepped my foot in uniten during the registration... "y so many 'batangs' leh? where had all the gals gone?!" wat i saw that time was just one or two girls there... sighz... wat to do? we at UNITEN ma..

so my advice to those(especially) guys who just finished their spm n stpm now is to check out the population of students(gals) that are in their uni so that they wont suffer like wat we experienced here in UNITEN...

eventhough UNITEN is such a dry place... some guys stil manage to find some gals here to be with...how lucky ar they rite? some choose to go outside for hunting gals while some choose to find someone suitable from uniten n also thru IMs.. so hard wana find one.. i wonder y... hope tis coming x'mas santa wil give me a hot n sexy gf for tis coming x'mas... thanks in advance to santa! =)

other than that, seems like got someone went on a date justnow n if he succeed according to the plan, think most likely he'll be leaving "abunchofsingledesperatehornybutsensitive" anyway hope to hear goodnews from our fren andrew.. xD

i guess that'a all for my 1st post...

peace!

-beng-

lookie what i found, thought i losted it... the memories

watch as drew attempts a deaths defying jump......



i'm sad to announce that we might be losing a member of our very exclusive club today ... if everthing goes according to plan, even took my advice to no black tie (can t go wrong there, right?), he might not be single anymore.... just depesrate and horny but sensitive.. hahaha.. BEST OF LUCK.

New Toys

All of us went out and pleased ourselves by getting new toys. Our single, desperate, horny buy sensitive attitudes need to be satisfied every now and then by material stuff due to us being single. Well here it goes.

ntg better to do's toy:
Brand new set of tweeters for his car. Only one word for him, "AUDIOPHILE"


The specification of the tweeters:


-J-'s toy:
A brand new CPU. How i wish i had a brand new CPU. It's running the Intel Core 2 Duo E4400 2.2GHz but overclocked by AnTaRu to 2.66GHz if I'm not mistaken with the Gigabyte P35 DS3 motherboard, 2x1Gb DDR2 667 MHz Corsair Value Ram (too bad no budget for Crucial Ballistix Tracer), Western Digital 320Gb HDD, Sapphire ATI 3850 graphics card; all thrown into the Cooler Master Centurion 5 Casing with a 390Watt power supply. Oh yeah, not forgetting his LG DVD-RW. I want his mother board and processor; anybody want to get me Christmas presents?

The speakers, mouse and monitor he stole from AnTaRu due to no budget.

ºah benG®º's toy:
A brand new Lexmark X1270, a 3 in 1 printer bought from PIKOM PC FAIR Dec 2007. If you find yourselves bored go to http://forum.lowyat.net and check out the photo gallery for the PIKOM PC FAIR Dec 2007. Trust me it's worth it. Well it's worth it for guys.


My toy; well toys actually:
Bought myself a 2nd hand Dopod 818 pro (too bad i don't have the money to get a HTC Touch, it's awesome). It runs The TI OMAP850 processor at 195 Mhz, 64MB RAM, 128MB ROM, with a 2Mpixel camera, wifi (802.11b/g), the only bad thing is that in runs Windows Mobile 5.0.
A Jabra Bluetooth hands free. It looks damn awesome on me =p. Can go around posing with it. Was at 1 Utama just now wearing it the whole time. People seem to actually "layan" me when i go into the expensive shops. It's amazing how people treat you when they think you are rich.

Lousy picture quality due to the camera of my OLD Motoroala E398. It just has a VGA camera.

Last of my toys, shared with my sis to buy a new Aztech Wireless Router for my house. I can go online anywhere in my house. I was a like fool walking from one room to another with my new Dopod checking the wifi strength.


I saved the best for last,
AnTaru's toy, a chick.
No, no, not this kind of chick.

This kind:


Lucky guy. But we're all happy for him. If only we were all as lucky as him.
Congrats Drew.

a milestone

100 posts. and it has only been what? a year? haha. it is a REALLY big achievement for us i guess. hehe. try as i might, i can never come up with the nonsense that saggy writes. but it sure as hell is entertaining.

at this very moment, i am speaking to the one person that i never thought i would speak to again in my lifetime. dont know what got into me. i never thought i'd say this, but it feels kinda liberating. its like facing your worse fears and realising it wasnt so scary to begin with. cant say that i am over what happened, but hey, its the first step, albeit a small one, in the right direction no?

i feel like i am growing up. i dont think i, to quote saggy, do a "josh" quite so often anymore. and i try to keep my anger in check most of the time. after that little outburst with skinny dude in the car, i realised that if this kept going on, i would end up losing most of my friends. haha. and god knows what i will do when i'm all alone. haha. once again skinny dude, i'm SORRY.

in response to the new direction that saggy has given the blog, which i incidentally agreed to, i dont think calling ourselves a bunch of single desperate horny but sensitive guys will do us any good. it sure as heck is funny though. haha. but if we are really gonna stick to it, then we will need something that represents us well.

this!


waddya think? appropriate? :P

p/s: saggy, i dont think you should have told people about no black tie. now the chicks will know what we are up to when we mention the place. how la? haha

till the next post,
josh

Ladies night...

It Thursday night, ladies night for some of the hottest clubs in K.L. So you would think that 3 of the 4 single, desperate, horny but sensitive guys would be heading straight to one of these clubs…. U think dead wrong. Instead josh insisted that we go to a jazz club. I was like “WTF, ur going for middle age women is it?” Nick’s sis suggested that we go to this place called No Black Tie. But the place was hard to find so we went to this other place only to find out that they decided to change their theme, there was not only no live performance but the so called jazzaraunt was playing techno…. Plus it was empty. So we decided to hit heritage road. As we we’re circling around we found the road leading to No Black Tie, one road lead to another and there we were. There was a Rm 30 cover charge which includes a free drink. Nick had red wine, Josh had white wine and I had the best bang for bucks ……..a cup of sprite. Inside No Black Tie, the décor was simple yet very elegant. It had this really romantic setting to it, candle lit tables…coupled with really really good live music would melt any girl’s heart. So I strongly recommend that u guys to bring ur future girlfriends there.. It was a really good experience. The band that played that night consists of this guy who plays or played for STEVIE WONDER, Mambai was playing also. The music was simply amazing, have to experience it for yourself. Plus we had an excellent host who entertained us with many stories about himself a tad too much about himself maybe… and among other things plus he even help us buy playing cards and cigarettes. Very good service.. In the end it was worth every penny… It would easily would have been the most romantic night to date if wasn’t for that fact I was there with these 2 other dudes. Haiz.. haha. I would definitely go back there again but this time not with guys I hope.

A new direction

We decided to head into a different direction with our blog… let face it our old blog wasn’t heading anywhere. We gave it our best shot but in the end it was only worth a mere thousand something bucks. So this is what we came up with. Hopefully it’ll be better this time. But to the old bloggers, you are still very much welcome to post whatever you want it is still our blog but with a slightly different title. So as the title suggests we are four single, desperate, horny but sensitive guys. A million questions might be popping in your head as to why we would call ourselves that. This can be easily answered with the 5 w’s and 1 h.

1. Why we ended up like this? Ans. Uniten
2. What made us like this? Ans. Uniten
3. When we became like this? Ans. Since we enrolled in Uniten
4. Where? Ans. Uniten
5. Who? Ans. It not who’s there but rather who’s not there…. Chicks( except for those three of course… hahaha)
6. How we ended up like this? Ans. Uniten

I think it only fitting that I should write about the type of girls that we are looking for… you never know some chick might be reading this and say “Hey, I fit the bill and I shall leave my contacts on blog so he’ll call me and we can hook up”. You never know…. So here’s our M.O. I ’m going to start with me…

Jian: likes cute girls, dun have to be innocent but pls no ah lian
Nick: likes cute and innocent plus sweet looking girls
Drew: likes half ball.. in fact he has a motto forget the …………..
Josh: likes girls that can speak and write perfect english

As you can see we kinda like different types of girls but we all agree that it’s the personality it where it matters the most.
And I can stress this important point enough.. if u think fit the bill please leave a message or something. Our ppl will call ur ppl..PROMISE.

Here I would like to welcome our newest blogger NICK. Hope that that won’t be the first and last post from u.

Single, Desperate, Horny but sensitive...

new blog title...
and new contributer too...



well, this is what "Single, Desperate, Horny but sensitive" people look like...

fook mi, fook yu

j.p morgan has a point there... haha. but dun think the fat balding old dude in the ferrari with the hot chick beside him will quite agree though...haha.

Personality is one thing that will not depreciate, too bad it's not something we can see at first glance. our loss..

friendship is only overated cause they arent truely ur friends. meaning of friendship, using ppl with consent, but then again if u were really friends u wouldnt mind..

josh ur reply is really deep man, ur talking if u.... argh nvrmind haha.. jk. but i think that i know what u were thinking that i was thinking bout the same thing about what u were thinking and i think that we're pretty much on the same wavelength.... applies for everything i guess. gt a pair of tweeters today, they sound sooo ok sounding.. best part made in italy.. european experience here i come.. see can nvr really be satisfied.. hahaha watched euro trip MIKE... i'm coming to germany.

pretty young thing

my dad emailed this to me. found it hilarious so i thought i'd share it.

Title: Young and pretty lady wishes to marry a rich guy. Fantastic reply
from a financial person

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year.
I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with
$500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual
salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My
requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income
of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should
I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest
is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If
someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of
New York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please
list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only
average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have
looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry
rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who
can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get
married)

Ms. Pretty


Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots
of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please
allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your
requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting
time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision
to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put
the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of
"beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B
pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem
here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone
without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase
from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation
asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal
depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only
asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a
position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the
trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to
keep it for long term â€" same goes with the marriage that you
wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a
wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be
sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a
fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would
advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich
guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich
person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than
finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing"
services, do contact me
signed, J.P. Morgan

hehe. so all those girls out there who are hoping to find a rich guy to settle down with, better hope he hasn't read this before. haha


and in response to saggy,
no, u're not the only one. people in general are STUPID with UNSATIABLE DESIRES. and in the pursuit of those desires, they lose what they hold dear to them. hehe.

best thing to do? just take whatever losses in your stride. dont regret. because at one point in time, that was what you wanted. hehe. not sure who or where i got that from. but it sounded right in this context. haha

final thoughts: on a whole different note, i think friendship is overrated.

bored and broke...

i came across a link today which claims to tell you how much your blog is worth and i thought, hmmm, lets see how much OUR blog is worth.

i thought it would be interesting to see how it stood against some of the other blogs that are on the world wide web. to be specific, i decided to see how it ranked against THIS blog. a blog with nothing but a pretty face taking her own picture at every opportunity she has and posting them up for the world to see. a blog which doesnt have a witty writer who racks his brain coming up with humourous posts for the masses of UNITEN.

guess how our blog fared against hers.

Our blog is worth $0.00.
How much is your blog worth?

i am outraged!

we have saggy wracking his brains to come up with ideas to humour the lot of us and all his efforts are worth nothing.

while hers is worth:

www.dawnyang.com

Dawn Yang's blog is worth $597,847.86.
How much is your blog worth?

a WHOPPING $597,847.86!!
who would've thought. sigh.

the sad truth, the world we live in IS undoubtedly a very SUPERFICIAL world.

how are we gonna get our blog to be worth something?
well, our witty writer could do this.

waddya think? :p


if that doesnt work, we still always have the 3 breathtaking beauties of uniten. hehe


ps: this is a very lame attempt at being funny, i was bored and had nothing to do. no offense to anyone :)

Got Milk?

I dunno if u guys ever seen the milk commercial where this guy who just recently died ends up in this room. The room is completely white and is filled with endless supplies of chocolate chip cookies. So this guy is thinking he must be in heaven. Then he starts munching down the cookies. And he’s like thinking what chocolate chip cookies without milk. Then he goes to the fridge only to realize that there is no milk. Then the commercial ends with the letters “Got Milk?” burning up. It’s damn funny!!!!



Got Chicks?

I dunno if u guys heard of this one before where this guy who just recently finishes his stpm and ends enrolling into this uni called uniten. The university is pretty decent with good facilities and all, plus the fees are quite cheap. So this guy is thinking what the hell, I just enroll here. Then he starts to think about how good life is going to be in uni. Then he couldn’t wait for the semester to start. And he was like thinking there’s got to be chicks in university, they’re going to come from all over Malaysia. Then he goes for the first day of registration only to realize that there was only row and row of d*cks. Then the story ends with the letters “Got Chicks” burning up. It’s not funny!!!!

This is in no way a disrespect to the three beautiful girls here.







they are in no particluar order they all equally beautiful. Just look at them, breathtaking beauties.

Food for thought

is it human nature to want what they cant never have and to never know how to appreciate what they already have until it's gone? or is it just me?

hey hey we have a new blogger......

everyone say hi to adeline.
she's 19 and hails from Australia.
and she's a very excellent blower too.

check out the number of bubbles she blew...

hey ade, better started posting something....

Is it worth it?

Responding to chicken's post there bout my proposed eurotrip. Now now, RM20k is a lot of money make no mistake about it. It is a rough budget but that is a worst case scenario because I do take into account the shopping and unnecessary spending blah blah blah. But is it worth it? Well to be honest it is too early to say since none of us have been there.

But 1 thing for sure is that by going there as young and strong(not to forget crazy) students, we'll save a hell lot of dough as compared to going there in let's say 20 years time. That time inflation, the rise of the euro currency compared to the ringgit that doesn't seem to end might justify this plan.

Imagine how your kids will hate you forever if you booked some backpackers hostel to stay there.

And imagine this, how much fun you will get when you stay in some crammed room with 9 other young(and possibly horny) girls. You can't put a price tag on that man.

And imagine how beautiful the experience there would be.

We could be enjoying this view and get on 1 of the most recognizable structures in the world



We could be drinking beer made from the land that sells it cheaper than water(not to mention taste better too)



Who can forget the world famous grand canal of Venice



Enjoying the err.....windmill in Holland.

Wait.....screw the windmill. There's only 1 place all of us guys(actually I bet the girls too) wanna go right?


AMSTERDAM!!!!

Why you say? Because chicken needs to get laid we want to experience their culture first hand

Now doesn't that make you eager to head to Europe right away?

Furthermore my bro told me that virtually everywhere in Europe there are special discounts for students under the age of 25 if I remember correctly. This applies to train tickets which would be like 200 euros and we can travel to 4 countries for unlimited amount of times.

Lemme see, if someone's 23 right now and the earliest we would graduate is April 2010. That makes that certain someone to be almost 26 years old!!!!

Guess that someone will be paying extra for certain things then =P

kennysia couldnt put it any better...

click on the link:
http://www.kennysia.com/archives/2007/10/should_a_girl_a.php

Euro trip...

Drew's plan- after graduation we are going to backpack 4 countries in one month. haven't decided which countries yet but Holland is definitely going to be one of them. the estimated cost is going to be around rm 20k. Rm20k for the European experience. So u guys better save up. thats like 2 and a half years away ( if ur lucky).

My plan- Drew ur out of ur freaking mind. RM20K??!!!. If i start selling my arse now until graduation i don't think it would still be enough. but let say for some reason business is brisk and i end up with the 20k this what i would do... take out rm10k put a down payment on a German marque, a coupe,maybe a second hand one, then with the remaining rm10k, spend it on the sound system.. only euorpean brands of course. then to complete the whole european experience date a european chick.

birthdays.

Occasion: Sun's and Adeline's Birthday
Time : 9pm-5am
Date : October 9th 2007
Venue : Jalan Seri Emas 3, Kajang

What happened :
It started from an innocent Uno game --> poker --> pizzas --> black jack --> water and flour -->cake --> alocohol --> drinking game --> more alcohol --> more more more alcohol.

and everybody was high. not going to go into details, will post pictures later and let them tell the story. it was a simple process, what we needed were cards and alcohol. and drunkards of course. everybody had fun.

What happened after :
Nav drove us back (kim, adel, sun, g.ping) to uni. Realising how drunk Adel was, we bombarded her with questions. This is partly what happened.

Adel : We in police car meh? Why are we in police car?
Adel : (while pointing to Navin) : You police ga?

Us : How old are you?
Adel (after celebrating her 21st birthday) : 19 ! Still young..

Us : What's your id number?
Adel : M..MMM...M..M... M&M ! Got peanut...

Us : Where are you from?
Adel : Australia!! .. i speak with Australia slang.. (while faking the slang)

Us : What course are you doing in uni?
Adel : Hot girl...

Us : Who's your biggest crush in Uni?
Adel : Dr. Ramesh ... because he got moustache.

Us : What time is it?
Adel : 12pm. Lunch time. Let's go have tom yam. "tomyam yu wat sin nai". Let's go Shangri-la Buffet.

Us : What do you think of Kim and Sun?
Adel : They everyday together-gether... they Lesbians..
Us : What bout you?
Adel : I'M STRAIGHT!

Us: What you think bout Nick?
Adel : Botak guy... I help him cut-cut his hair.

While getting out of the car..
Adel : I got no shoe. Where is my shoe?
Us pointing at her one pair of shoes.
Adel : Wahh.. i got two shoess.. same one.

The guard actually had to escort us back into Murni. And Adel was supposedly having a really really really really bad stomach ache. Hilarious.

The rest of what happened shall remain only within us. Sealed.

Happy birthday once again to Adel! =)
and a belated one to Sun!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

SO THAT IT WOULDN'T HAVE TO TALK TO BRACIE.........

but dun worry because soon,hopefully, this chicken will turn in a cock. til then *cluck* all u guys want... gimme a break, i mean, not everyone is as lucky as my buddy drew here. signed, seal and DHLed straight his doorstep. Btw, i'm looking for a new buddy, cant count on drew already, his hearts not there anymore, i mean we dun hang out anymore, he would rather go out with her..haiz. i'm looking for someone smart, plays winning eleven and stuff.

i know what u did last night

It was around midnight sitting in front of the comp, surfing the net, listening to music when i noticed that the sound from my 200 dollar speakers actually sounds better than my car stereo system. Generally the com's sound reproduction would be better because of the placements of the speakers which are much easier to play around with then car speakers. But after spending so much time and not to mention money surely something more can be done to make my car stereo sound better! So i went downstairs to my car, it's was already 12.30 am by then. Started to play around with the settings. It's usually quite time consuming, so i only do it when i have freaking nothing better to do. With each new setting that i 'think' sounded better that the previous would be tested again and again to make sure it sounds really sounds better. It's never easy cause u had to make sure that the tweeters aren't too high, the vocals are warm, and the bass is just right not to heavy and not to soft. Then there's staging which my cheap system can't pull off. But the main idea is to get the voice to be in the center as possible. So i would be like switching between the new setting and then the previous setting and vice-verse again and again and again. Then i would select different genre to make sure that my setting wasn't only for one specific music. By the time i found the prefect setting, or at least i think- sometimes i think it's all in the head, it was already around 3. I also found the back speakers were out of phase. Satisfied, i went to bed. Woke up around 12 the next day, had lunch, took my meds (wasn’t feeling well for the past week) then slept like a log for another 6 hours. After dinner, my dad asked me where i popped off to last night; i replied i was playing around with my car stereo. Not buying it, he asked again, but this time pointing out that i was sleeping all day and was lethargic all the time and why on earth would i be there in wee hours. I said i was really at my car and i was not feeling well. I could tell he wasn't buying it, but in the end said u better not be doing anything stupid. That was one weird conversation. After that i thought nothing of it. A few days later when i up in bukit tinggi after dinner everyone was back in the hotel and i decided to do a little sightseeing of my own to cleanse my eyes before going back to the dreadful testosterone filled uni, the view was quite good. When i got back my dad asked where i went, for a walk i said, then i heard my mom jokingly told my dad something about me going to find transvestites. Then it struck me, all that interrogating that went on days before was about transvestites. ME and TRANSVESTITES, TRANSVESTITES and ME. But can u blame him; the road up my house is literally filled with them plying their trade at night every night. No wonder he was in serious dad mode that day. The expression on his face was priceless. I seriously don't know what gave him the idea. Maybe the fact I’m single doesn't really ease my dad's worries does it? But seriously dad, chicks with d*cks?! Eeew.

Othertimes when i nothing freakin better to do i blog, i think my dad would prefer i blog too..

Happy thoughts

My numerical methods lecturer incorporates psychology in his class. It's something different. And actually does makes the class a little bit more interesting. He would ask us to close our eyes then to think of a happy moment in our lives . He would then review what he taught earlier. According to him, by associating a happy thought it'll be easier to remember what was thought in class. But so far i don't how true this method is because every time he asks up to think about a happy thought nothing significant pops up so as he is talking and reviewing, i'm trying to think of something that made me really happy. Usually my happy thoughts would either revolve around kate beckinsale or jessica alba sometimes both at the same time but i dont think this what my lecturer was refering to though. My life is not as sad as it sounds, it's just that there's not one truely memorable happy moment in my life that stands out..... Until yesterday. I guess someone up there just felt sorry for me. The happiest 0.02 seconds of my life. I was standing in c.o.e foodcourt minding my own business when bracie bumped into me. Then we had this deep meaningful conversation...... she said oops and i said sorry. It was deep, nearly brought tears to my eyes. And that my friends is the happiest 0.02 seconds of my life. now i see if the pyscological mumbo jumbo actually works cause i finally have my happy thought..

Think what your driving is safe?

Ever imagine what is the real meaning or specifications behind any vehicles sold in the market labeled with 5 stars safety rating?

This is the American rating for car crash safety rating:

Front crash:-

5 stars - 10 percent or less chance of serious injury

4 stars - 11 percent to 20 percent chance of serious injury

3 stars - 21 percent to 35 percent chance of serious injury

2 stars - 36 percent to 45 percent chance of serious injury

1 star - 46 percent or greater chance of serious injury

Side Impact:-

5 stars - 5 percent or less chance of serious injury

4 stars - 6 percent to 10 percent chance of serious injury

3 stars - 11 percent to 20 percent chance of serious injury

2 stars - 21 percent to 25 percent chance of serious injury

1 star - 26 percent or greater chance of serious injury

And after finding out their testing criterias, which is based on the following specifications, you might want to rethink the rating system, if it is truly reliable in saving one's life during accidents?

1. The tests are conducted at speeds of 35 to 38.5 mph. Wait a minute.....35-38.5 mph? Who drives 35-38.5 mph. when the rest of the world is traveling at 45-75 mph? The government safety ratings do not cover anything over 38.5 mph. The Insurance Institute for Highway Safety raises the bar though...they test at 40mph; a full 1 1?2 mile per hour faster...zoom, zoom.

2. Crash dummies only simulate full size adults, not teens, not children, not infants. Aren’t teenagers, children and infants passengers too? Why don’t they include it in the ‘rating’ system? The crash dummies are wearing seat belts in all cases, front and rear seats...(everyone in vehicles always wears their seat belts, don’t they?).

3. The crash dummies are wired to measure injuries to head, neck, chest, pelvis, legs and feet, but all these findings are not included in the rating. The ratings only measure head and chest injuries for frontal crashes and head injuries only for side crashes (evidently, other injuries are not serious enough to count in a government study).

4. Impact assumptions are for similar vehicles, differing no more than 250 lbs. This means if you are driving a small, full size or luxury car and you hit an SUV or a minivan...the rating doesn’t count (and it certainly doesn’t count if you happen to hit a tractor trailer...those crashes might change the star ratings).

5. Finally, the rating is only referring to injuries that require immediate hospitalization or are life-threatening.

If the above criterias applys, you would hence refer as:

1) If you happen to be in a crash faster than 38.5 mph, forget about the rating scales altogether! see ur screwed whether your speeding or not, 38.5mph works up to only 62 km/h.

2) If you are a teen, child or infant sitting anywhere in the car, forget about the rating scale altogether!

3) If you hit any vehicle that is larger, smaller, or not almost exactly what you are driving, forget about the rating scale altogether!

4) If you are not wearing your seat belt, forget about the rating scale altogether!

5) If someone at the accident scene says “you look fine”, forget about the rating scale altogether!

6) If you happen to be driving a “5 Star Rated” vehicle at 32 mph, hit a car head-on exactly like yours and are wearing your seat belt, according to the ratings you still have a 1 in 10 chance of being killed!

7) Lastly, if you are driving a “1 Star Rated” vehicle (I don’t know of any) and are in the same accident, you still have a 50-50 chance of surviving. I think i'm driving one though.

So, what is the conclusion?

ur screwed wheather ur speeding or not.. so it's only logical to drive faster right?. And it really doesnt matter wheather ur driving a kancil or a beemer your chances of surving a crash anything above 38.5mph is pretty much the same. the only difference is that you'll at least u die looking better than the dude in the kancil. and you die in style too. haha..

DRIVE SAFETLY!!!!

Source: Airbag Solutions

The Road Taken

The Road Not Taken
by Robert Frost(1874-1963)

TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.


i'm transvering the road less taken. At first i had my reservations about this road, but the part that does most of thinking for guys want what the part does most of the thinking for guys want right? Besides the beautiful scenery that this road had to offer prove to be to alluring for me to resist. Or was it pure boredom that drove me to choose this road or was it out pure curiosity, i wanted to try something out of the ordinary, or was it the feeling i got just by looking at the road the made me want to travel down it or was it cause i belived the road would lead me to the happiness i've been looking for. What ever the reason was i took my chances and fresh supplies of underwear and went down the road... the road less taken. At first it was really exciting cause with every twist and turn the road had something to offer. But after awhile like most things in life the novelty wears off and the beautiful scenery the road onced offered now looks all the same to me. Soon i got bored or was it the other way around, the road just got bored of me cause it doesn't seem to offer what had attracted me to walk down the road in the first place. But everytime i wanted to turn around, the road would offer me a little just so i would keep walking down the road. So i kept on walking, but the once beautiful summer days was giving way to the cold winter nights. Occasionaly i would see glimpses of the sun and it would make me reminisce on those summer days. The road that lies before me now is covered in snow, and i can't see a thing. I don't know where i'm headed anymore and what's in front of me. But it really doesn't matter. Cause the harsh weather is begining to get to me. I'm sick and tired of this cold weather. I'm picking my cold ass up and getting off the road. I'll never walk down this road again. I'll make sure the next road i take will lead me to a place where the sun shines 365 days a year, someplace like Malaysia, it's expected that there rain but it's better than snow. Snow it's alot colder. And yeah, don't get me started about frost bites. They can be a bitch. A real bitch.

Well Mr. Forst, i took the road less taken and it didnt seem to work out for me. one of life's lessons i guess.. glad it worked out for u..excellent poem it insipre to try out alot of new shit. so thank u.

Josh maybe u could show me the way, your such a good navigator. This guy here, is your man if u ever feel like having a tour of Putrajaya.

Shit what the hell am i doing, i'm seriously lost la.. Think i need a n95, so i can used the gps to get back on the correct road la.

Guys if u still don't know what i'm talking about here's goes.. i want a n95 for my birthday.. I know i know i have to work for it which i did, enjoyed my story? There's my work, wasn't easy, my story full of literature and shit like that so enjoy.. I know i would be enjoying my present. U guys are the best!

I couldnt sleep either...

You Are 77% Real

You know who you are, and you're pretty darn comfortable with yourself.Like everyone, you struggle with the parts of yourself that aren't so great...But you're good at accepting who you are and not dwelling on your faults.As a result, you're confident, optimistic, and very real.

How'>http://www.blogthings.com/howrealareyouquiz/">How Real Are You?

You Are 60% Happy

You're definitely a happy person, even though you have your down moments. You tend to get the most out of life, though there's always some more happiness to be squeezed.

How'>http://www.blogthings.com/howhappyareyouquiz/">How Happy Are You?

You Are 40% Cynical

Generally you give people the benefit of the doubt. But there are exceptions.You buy into many of the things that mainstream society believes, but you're not anybody's fool.

How'>http://www.blogthings.com/howcynicalareyouquiz/">How Cynical Are You?

You Are 54% Sexy

Your Sex Appeal Is: High You're quite sexy, and you're probably at least partially aware of your powers.Don't let your self doubt ever get the best of you. You're even more attractive than you know.

How'>http://www.blogthings.com/howmuchsexappealdoyouhavequiz/">How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?

U beat me here... but only by 3%.. haha

Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ENFP)

Your personality type is enthusiastic, giving, cautious, and loyal. Only about 8% of all people have your personality, including 9% of all women and 6% of all men You are Extroverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving.

How Rare Is Your Personality?

You Are Super Spicy

You're a little bit crazy, a little bit naughty, and a whole lot of sexy.You go beyond hot - you set people's senses on fire!

Are'>http://www.blogthings.com/areyouhotquiz/">Are You Hot?

You Date Like a Man

According to studies on dating, you date like a man. You date casually and frequently, getting serious with select people over time. Physical attraction and chemistry is very important to you. And if there's nothing more than a physical connection, that's okay with you (at least for a while). You are definitely looking for love, but you are in no rush to find it. You figure love will eventually come your way, and you're not going to live like a monk while you're waiting!

Do You Date Like a Man or a Woman?

Sorry to hear u date like a b*tch..haha. But ur my b*tch

another one

hehe. i was enjoying it so much, i continued taking other tests. this one is pretty interesting. hehe.

What You Really Think Of Your Friends

Adeline is your soulmate. You truly love Sarah. You consider Navin your true friend. You know that Sun is always thinking of you. You'll remember Andrew for the rest of your life. You secretly think Kim is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times. You secretly think that Jian Xiong is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker. You secretly think that Rao is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Rao changes lovers faster than underwear. You secretly think Mun is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Mun has a hidden internet romance.

What Do You Think of Your Friends?

see how much i love you guys? wakalaka

i'm bored

and i cant sleep. so what do i do? i entertain myself by taking stupid tests. and i was pretty surprised to see how i fared in all of them.

You Are 59% Real

You're pretty real with people, but you can't help hiding a good part of yourself. You're not truly happy with who you are at times... and believe it or not, it shows. Try not to hide parts of your life from the people who matter to you. Your friends and family are probably a lot more accepting than you realize!

How Real Are You?

i'm only 59% real?!?

You Are 24% Happy

You're not miserable, but you could stand to be a lot happier. Focus on what's right in the world, and you'll be happier than you ever thought possible.

How Happy Are You?

You Are 40% Cynical

Generally you give people the benefit of the doubt. But there are exceptions. You buy into many of the things that mainstream society believes, but you're not anybody's fool.

How Cynical Are You?

i'm only 24% happy but i am 40% cynical. shouldnt the both be inversely proportional or something?

i tried this expecting this to fare much better than this -_-"

You Are 57% Sexy

Your Sex Appeal Is: High You're quite sexy, and you're probably at least partially aware of your powers. Don't let your self doubt ever get the best of you. You're even more attractive than you know.

How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?

ps: saggy! have a go at it and tell me how you score. this time i am sure you wont be any better than me =p *inside joke*

You Are Super Spicy

You're a little bit crazy, a little bit naughty, and a whole lot of sexy. You go beyond hot - you set people's senses on fire!

Are You Hot?

i like what this test said though. but i kinda have a feeling that these tests that i am taking were targeted at the females. hehe

Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP)

Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive. Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving.

How Rare Is Your Personality?

You Date Like a Woman

According to studies on dating, you date like a woman. You tend to take romance seriously, and you're not really out for a fling. A mental and emotional connection always comes first for you. And rushing the physical stuff is likely to turn you off. "which guy in his right mind will be turned off by physical stuff? " =P You're highly selective when it comes to dating, and some may say you're too picky. You know what you want, and when you find it, you're ready to commit.

Do You Date Like a Man or a Woman?

that was the last straw. this is all a load of crap i sound so so so gay from all the stupid results. haha. it did keep me entertained for a good 20 mins though. try it out and tell me how you guys fare =P

stupid is as stupid does

stu·pid·i·ty /stuˈpɪdɪti, styu-/ Pronunciation Key - [stoo-pid-i-tee, styoo-]
–noun, plural -ties for 2.
1. the state, quality, or fact of being stupid.
2. a stupid act, notion, speech, etc.

Ok, so starting a post with dictionary definition might be abit heavy. But I couldn’t think of a better way to describe my actions over the past 2 weeks.

A STUPID ACT. Or in my case, ACTS.

Over the past 2 weeks, I pretty much pissed off everybody I knew because I was feeling cranky all the time. And yesterday, I did something abosofuckingly stupid. It was a stupid with a CAPITAL S! don’t know what I was thinking when I did it. Ended up mulling over it the whole day today and no matter how I thought about it, I doubt there will be any way to fix what happened. In a nutshell, I pretty much screwed up one of the best things that was going for me. Sigh.

On a brighter note(this pretty much saved the day from being the WORSE DAY OF MY LIFE), my suggestion on an improvement for a new bike frame that I will be soon be distributor of, was received well and has been implemented into the design before the production.

“

Joshie said...

been reading all the stuff on the blog and i have to say the new bikes are SWEET.

why not run full cable housing for rune? that way we wont have to worry about the cables getting dirty and grimy as the riding conditions here in malaysia are unpredictable. sunny and dry can be muddy and wet the next.

just a suggestion.
keep up the good work guys.
i myself am already planning on ordering one once they are in production.

cheers

June 21, 2007 5:01 AM

Anonymous said...

Full cable housing is a great idea. Someone mentioned running cables through the shock mount on the down tube on the Rampant, that sounds like a good idea too, nice slick cabling! I really like the overall look of the frame, the Nomad doesn't do it for me at all. I love the amount of information on the site too, graphs etc plus explaining things in layman's language. Good work fellas.

June 21, 2007 6:31 AM

Keith Scott said...

I will set up the Rune and Rampant to run with full cable housing, and possibly the pyre too... the simplicity of setting it up and the resistance to grit etc more than beats the slight weight saving in my opinion.

Yeah I have worked out how I am going to redesign the shock mounts on the rune and rampant already to fit cables inside them, and they will look better too!

thanks for all this feedback guys! We want to get a reputation as the riders company, myself and Jay are riders, and we think we know what you guys want... but the more feedback you give us, the better we can cater to your needs!

Thanks,
Keith

“

I even got a thank you email from Jay Macneil, one of the designers of the frame.

Hopefully this will work out well for me and I won’t screw it up.

Cheers

Josh

F.R.I.E.N.D.S

On one lovely afternoon, out of the blue this person asked me if we abunchofcrazyfriends will be friends forever... i was shocked, how dare this person even ask such a question? This person questioned our friendship, the audacity!!! This guy had balls, i'll attest to that, admittedly hanging a bit to the left but he had balls la... IF only I had brought my shoe box... the answers NO lah.. Nothing lasts forever.. But it really depends on what your expectation are from the friendship.. so today I’m gonna share with you guys the general misconception about FRIENDSHIPS and if your lucky might even throw in a one or two or three tips( but that’s only your really really lucky).

Misconception number 1. A friend is there to lend a shoulder to cry on when u feel like crying- this is just a load of crap some guy made up so he could some guy love without being too obvious…
Solution: Go cry to your mom and get a girlfriend/boyfriend

Misconception number 2. A friend is someone who will always be there for u- this is just a load of crap some girl made up so that she could show some gal love without stating the obvious…
Solution: Go get a dog and yeah getting a girlfriend/ boyfriend helps too.

Misconception number 3. A friend is someone u can talk to- this is just some load of crap some homophobic made up so that they wouldn’t have to touch the guy or the girl without stating the obvious…
Solution: Go see a therapist, I can recommend two bastards if any of u guys are interested. the two second year psychology students took my job.. now I’m broke.. was hoping if any of u guys are interested, I might get my job back…BASTARDS.. Was saving up for some skirting, speakers, paint job.. Now gone.. Anyone hiring? Or better yet anyone have cash that they dun want lying around? and one last thing go get a girlfriend/boyfriend.



Here’s what friends are for:

1. Getting really really reallyX10 expensive gifts for your birthday.. Speakin of birthdays....
2. Get them to pay for your movie tickets, when u complain that u don’t have money.
3. At the first chance, never offer to drive your car, let them drive theirs and get a free ride. But so far doesn’t seem to work, guess I just have to try harder, practice does make perfect.
4. Let them pay first for the stuff i.e. food, presents and stuff and then write of the debt as petrol money...
5. Do crazy stuff together that you would not in a million year think of doing like eating steamboat in a park at 1 something in the morning in complete darkness.
6. Having someone in the group get lower marks then u in a quiz or test so that u feel smarter..the sacrifices I make lah..
7. taking 45minutes to plan to make a plan and then another 2 hours to plan the plan..

So far u guys of filled my requirements and therefore my friends.. Haha.

Hey u guys notice the fine print on the circuits paper? It said “see u guys in Mont. Kinabalu”

You've just been Fcuked....or I've Just Been Fcuked.. Like Whtever

FUCK YOU

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck".
Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
1. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
2. Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
3. Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
4. Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
5. Aggression "FUCK YOU!"
6. Disgust "Fuck me."
7. Confusion "What the fuck.......?"
8. Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"
9. Despair "Fucked again..."
10. Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."
11. Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"
12. Lost "Where the fuck are we."
13. Disbelief "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"
14. Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"
15. Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
16. Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
17. Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
18. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
19. Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
20. Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."
21. Directions "Fuck off."
22. Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal- "Motherfucker."
It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:

"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
- General Custer

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle

"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy

"Fuck u la."
-Anonymous

"Motherfucker, who the fuck gave u the rights to edit my post"
-Jian
taken from:http://members.tripod.com/~car188/fy.html

What is with all this half hearted posts

Man what is happening to all the posts around here
It's like being forced to post something

Yes it's better than nothing (duh! of cos)
But almost every single post around doesn't have a direction (yeah this post is almost turning out as 1 of it)

And another thing about all the secretive posts
Yes this might or might not be a good place to rant but GOSH why even bother posting if it doesn't contain all the juicy details agenda.

I could probably be starting a post that goes like this

Darn today I had a shitty shitty shitty day
Dunno y i did that
Yeah dunno y but it happened
Crap la Y Y Y happening to me
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
T_T
I nvr expected this to happen but shouldn't it be errrm....errrm....
well
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

End

p/s: call XXX-XXXXXXX for details =)

Yeah well I can't say the same for myself that I would feel comfortable posting everything on a page that is open for viewing to everyone and could potentially be the next big thing 1 day =P

Oh well I guess as friends we should be as supportive as we can
You know the deal, if your friend likes it you should like it as well (or is it?)

Darn I don't want this to turn up as another trademark long rant again (yes i think it already is)

Ok well to answer Joshua's question about honesty vs white lies
No 2 situations are identical, they are like snowflakes and have different circumstances
It's up to us to determine which is the best course of action
And yes it's only through experience that we'll be able to deal with this
The truth might hurt but lies might come back and haunt us someday
All in all both might happen in every situation so let's see which is more worthwhile for us to endure right??
And ya this would sound cheesie but only through mistakes that we can improve ourselves hehe (I suppose so)

THIS POST MUST END HERE
I'm supposed to be studying but oh well who am I kidding
I've been telling myself that forever xD

p/s: this isn't meant as an attack to others but i think this blog desperately needs something fresh

pp/s: WHERE ARE THE OTHER BLOGGERS???

krishnath as a guest blogger

do u all think life is a like a big cinema? everyone has their own role.

what is my role?

am i the hero or the villian? supporting actor maybe? who decides that? who is the director of this big cinema? who are the viewers? is WWII only an action scene? when will the next action scene happen?

krishnath

the gifts!

for those of you who dont know, my birthday was 4 days ago. as i have said before, this was the best celebration to date. hehe. thanks guys.

this were the lovely gifts that i got. some of it never lasted 24 hours. but i guess that's karma. i broke something for navin's birthday. someone broke something of mine on my birthday. haha. can't say i'm not upset over it, but what's done is done i guess.

the cool presents

The RC chopper that only lasted 20 hours.

The 2 cool tshirts that my sis got me.

A really cute card from my youngest sister.

And a handmade card by Sarah, WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE CELEBRATING HER BIRTHDAY TODAY SO,

HAPPY 22ND BIRTHDAY SARAH!

I never got round to taking a picture of the LOVELY erasers that my dear friends WENT ALL AROUND THE WORLD to get for me, or off the 1GIGABYTE memory card that i so needed. sorry guys!