as usual i am bored...about the out of sanity part...well i spent an hour and a half solving one mechanics of materials question...an hour and a half!!! just for one question...stupid assignment...the debating about how it should be and the long hours spent doing it (okay maybe not long hours...but it was long considering it was only one question) made me lose my sanity...
so anyways...due to "mr/mrs help" over in the chatterbox...i wondered how he/she fond our blog...and i google-ed uniten...and guess what...our blog is on the 7th page of the search results (if you don't believe me go google for yourself to see)...hehehe...i'd say we're doing quite well...hehe....
one more thing i found while google-ing uniten was this website...
UNITEN is lovers paradise???? maybe "mr. lim lao peh" forgot to add "for gays" to finish that sentence...
My thoughts on that post:
1. romantic d'tasik?? night view of the lake?? --> all you'll get is to see the big mosque next to the lake...i don't think that sight is a very romantic one...
2. water along coe to admin --> most of the time the water literally looks like crap...the only time it is clean is within a time period of one week after they've cleaned it...
3. i didn't know bn aquarium got starfish...lol..."mr. lim lao peh" sure is pretty free to notice that...
4. bm gents toilet has flowers??? i never knew that either...hrmz...tomorrow must got check...go "pau" and give some chick...oh wait...more like give some other guy...hehe...
5. coe food --> sucky food...prices getting higher...
okay maybe i'm exaggerating...somebody correct me please...
must ask mr. han han if uniten is a good place to pak toh...
p/s: to mr/mrs help...uniten might not be as bad as it seems...it might be better, but at the same time it might be worse...=p...
Monday, March 17, 2008
Monday, March 10, 2008
Some Political Jokes =) enjoy~
(1) Barisan has announced that its new national symbol is the Condom, because it accurately reflects the government stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives us a sense of security while we're actually being screwed!
(2) Pak Lah and Samy Vellu were in a helicopter looking down Kuala Lumpur. Pak Lah said, "Samy, if I throw two RM100 notes down, two people will be happy."Not wanting to be outdone, Samy said,"If I throw 200 RM1 notes, 200 people will behappy."The pilot heard the conversation and said, "If I throw the two of you down, 27 million Malaysians will be happy."
(3) Three guys were arguing as to what race Adam and Eve were. The Malay guy said they must be Malay as they are so good looking. The Chinese guy said that they must be Chinese as they are so calm even with a snake. The Indian guy said that they must be Malaysian-Indian as they have no shelter, noclothes, no money, share one apple, advised by a snake who told them that they are living in paradise!
(4) Pak Lah, Najib, Shahrizat and Anwar were sitting in a KTM train heading up to Penang for campaigning. Near Ipoh, the train goes through atunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Shahrizat and Pak Lah are sitting there looking perplexed. Najib is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything. Pak Lah is thinking: "These guys areall crazy after Shahrizat. Najib must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."Shahrizat is thinking: "Najib must have moved to kiss me, but kissed Pak Lah instead and got slapped. "Najib is thinking: "Damn it, Pak Lah must have tried to kiss Shahrizat, she thought it was me and slapped me instead. "Anwar is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Najib again."
(5) Barisan wins the election. To celebrate, they decide to send more angkasawan to space. Najib calls together a group of Umnoputracosmonauts. Saudara saudara sekalian, we successfully sent our man Muzaffar to space using tax payers' money the last time. Since we have more than enough tax payers' money, the Cabinet has decided that you will all now fly to the sun. But Datuk, we will be burnt to crisp. Jangan takut, the Barisan government has thought of everything ... you will fly at night!
(2) Pak Lah and Samy Vellu were in a helicopter looking down Kuala Lumpur. Pak Lah said, "Samy, if I throw two RM100 notes down, two people will be happy."Not wanting to be outdone, Samy said,"If I throw 200 RM1 notes, 200 people will behappy."The pilot heard the conversation and said, "If I throw the two of you down, 27 million Malaysians will be happy."
(3) Three guys were arguing as to what race Adam and Eve were. The Malay guy said they must be Malay as they are so good looking. The Chinese guy said that they must be Chinese as they are so calm even with a snake. The Indian guy said that they must be Malaysian-Indian as they have no shelter, noclothes, no money, share one apple, advised by a snake who told them that they are living in paradise!
(4) Pak Lah, Najib, Shahrizat and Anwar were sitting in a KTM train heading up to Penang for campaigning. Near Ipoh, the train goes through atunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Shahrizat and Pak Lah are sitting there looking perplexed. Najib is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything. Pak Lah is thinking: "These guys areall crazy after Shahrizat. Najib must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."Shahrizat is thinking: "Najib must have moved to kiss me, but kissed Pak Lah instead and got slapped. "Najib is thinking: "Damn it, Pak Lah must have tried to kiss Shahrizat, she thought it was me and slapped me instead. "Anwar is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Najib again."
(5) Barisan wins the election. To celebrate, they decide to send more angkasawan to space. Najib calls together a group of Umnoputracosmonauts. Saudara saudara sekalian, we successfully sent our man Muzaffar to space using tax payers' money the last time. Since we have more than enough tax payers' money, the Cabinet has decided that you will all now fly to the sun. But Datuk, we will be burnt to crisp. Jangan takut, the Barisan government has thought of everything ... you will fly at night!
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