the end is nigh......

hope you guys enjoyed the barbeque last night. i know i did. hehe.

well, 2006 is coming to and end. and i'm feeling nostalgic. and old. haha. dont ask me why. well, it been a great and wonderful year with you guys. may we have another fun and exciting year ahead of us.

i just felt like typing. didnt have much to do. just sitting here on a quiet friday night. staring blankly at the computer screen. haha. i should get a life huh.

well, see you guys next year. btw, new years eve. i'm planning to hike up kiara to watch fireworks. any of you guys wanna tag along? let me know aite

till then.
josh

Joshie, the answer to your question…

When I replied, “how you’d guessed”, I didn’t say whether you guessed right or wrong. But you just assumed you were right… haha. Now assumptions can be pretty deadly, especially the wrong ones. Why does every problem has to be a about a girl? Do I look like someone who has problems when it comes to the ladies? FYI I’m known as a.k.a leng chai lau, dude. Plus I’m gay haha kidding…. Am I? Anyways, as u know I’m an adult now, even though many of u may not agree with me here, but being an adult are not without it’s problems. And I’m facing some of the problems now and if u must know what these problems are they’re called “adult problems”, dude, repeat with me now "a-dult pro-blems" . Here I already told u… so stop bugging me!!!! Happy? I noe u mean well… do u? Dude thanks for showing u care but I bet it was more curiosity than concern but at least u cared….. to ask. haha. Now stop asking. Love u man. Love u too navin. Could be just a phase, will find out soon. I’m doin alright.

Ciao.

Malacca and Port dickson trip

So we know this should be up long,long time a go..but better late then never rite..so long,long time a go,during the end of our special sem we did sum pretty cool stuff..

On dat night we planned to go out to kl and spend the whole night out doin what ppl will do out(we dun hv ny idea wat ppl will do) and early morning the next day we are ought to leave to Malacca to eat its ever famous chicken rice ball..Yup!

So,around 7-8 of us crammed into kim's my-v..yup all of us including SHE headed happily to kl!this was around 10pm.So the question was what we gona do and where are we headed to...hmmm...By the time we realize we were on our way to times square to catch a late night movie.as usual,whenever u plan sumthing,it alwiz stays as a plan..we never get to watch the movie as all the movie started early and nothing of interest as well.so we headed back.Stomach was growling so headed down to kajang to get some food and ended up playing snooker.



The My V..hehe

By 1sumthing in the morning,we were makin our way back to uni. So we drop SHE back and suddenly we thought of juz bringing forward our Kl-PD-Malacca trip. So wearing only what we hv and not bringing any spare clothes,5 brave and very smart ppl..joshua,kim,rao,sun,navin headed down to Port dickson.we juz wanted to get away from the city and all.Joshua was behind the wheels hyper and all.I was deep in sleep,rao became josh partner,sun took care of sleeping me and monkim was juz ...ermmm....not surela..swingin..hehe..

We found our way and soon hit the highway..woke up few times to see the sleepin port dickson town in the wee hours..okie..to make long story super short we were in the tourist spot at around 3am.All of us were so hyper,we even took along dat new football Rao bought and started kicking around in the empty car park..soon I and Sun left fer a drive while de others were star gazing..

When we came back after around 30mins,we had a shock...hehe...
(sigh,dont noe why the picture cant be uploaded..haha..i drew the scenario but itz kinda unfortunate.)

Actually when sun and i came back to the beach,we saw them lying on the beach,for a moment,i thought they were 4 of them on the beach,but thats impossible coz there should be only 3 of them,i didn say nything to sun.Thought it was my imagination!!!


My imagination..nah..itz a pic in A'famosa


They all turned back and called us over to join them,Gosh the fourth person was a drug addict who is high and was in his own world and this 3 brave ppl didn give much thought to that and kept on counting how many shooting start they saw!haha..sure thing,there was shooting star.
Jz when i finish saying letz change place coz itz kinda wierd with the guy around,the guy suddenly stood up and bolted at Rao. That was the last stroke we all screamed and run towards the car.He was mumbling things and took out a keris or haha injection needle to be more precise..pointing it at us and being barbaric and all..we jz zoomed all the way till we reach blue lagoon beach and only then we realize what had happen...Haha..laughed our heads off and the surroundings was not very friendly..so went to bayu beach pula,parked the car and all slept,soon we woked up and went and played on the beachla..
(Sorry guys,i dun hv the pics of us in the beachla..)

Soon,after we left to malacca to eat and verify the rumours ourselves -
(THE Chicken RICE BALL in Malacca TASTES DAMN GOOD)
So we found the famous shop and start ordering all the best of the house..hahah and soon after we were forcing all the food down..the food wud get a rating of 2 out of 5,it was really dissapointing..we were forcing each other to finish the foodla..haha..that is a rare sight coz we wud alwayz be ever ready to finish all the food..

Sun,Navin,Rao and Josh at the famous Chicken rice ball restaurant

After dat we headed fer a informative tour of Malacca lead by professional tour guides from D'mongris Sdn.Bhd...we went to the museum,and the saw the Famous Black Pearl..haha..and of course,the tour would not be complete without the visit to A'famosa and a ride in the Trishaw(which cost a litle over rm5 per person for a super short distance)..

~~haha..we are damn good at posing eh~~

D'mongris all geared up fer war!

The short Trishaw ride!

hehe..do i hv to caption this?words cant describe =)

Soon after we went and did some shopping and headed back to seremban to get the siew pao..
it was kinda hard to find the best siew pao although seremban got many places to go..with few pointers we got to our treasure =
'Seremban Famous Siew Pao'

By the time we were back,everyone was damn bloody tired..But everything was worthwhile..from an unplanned trip to such wonderful journey.Everyone kept the spirit up despite making up for the lack of sleep.

Juz wana say..you guys are awesome..looking forward to many more road trips ya

D'Mongris Forever

Roger and Out
Sun and Navin



p/s: those of u having the rest of the pics..please upload it ya..cant find mine*sigh*

BACK FROM PENANG

gosh. past few days have been hectic. back from singapore on friday. on to penang the next day. got a glimpse of how my future jet-setting lifestyle will be =p i so wish. hehe

found out on friday night that one of my friend's cancelled on the trip so there were 2 spaces in the car. and who were the 2 other people who were going to penang? none other than the 2 lovebirds navin and sun who were heading to the pearl of the orient for their one year anniversary. invited them to tag along and they did. didnt wish you guys so hear goes:

HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!

Satisfied? =p

well, the trip there was more enjoyable with them there. not a dull moment in the car. bitching and crapping about everything. enjoying the LOVELY biscuits that the LOVELY sun made. without those cookies, we would have starved to death. haha. see how much i like it? =p

as soon as we reached penang, that was when the food eating, i mean food gobbling fiesta started. sun wanted to have dinner at one of the busiest places in penang. Gurney Drive -_-"
so just because she was the only girl in the car, we all gave in. see how gentlemanly ( i think that's how its spelt, too lazy to google it ) we are? =p
dinner for that night, at least what i can remember was, or chian ( eggs and oysters ), laksa, fried kuey tiao, rojak, 2 bowls of wan tan mee, and 8 pieces of pancakes. not forgetting the ikan bakar that we have. mind you there were only 4 of us. and i'm not gonna hide this but most of the eating was done by SUN =p wakakakaka. if i remember correctly she said she had 7 bowls of laksa on sunday =p hehe

next day came the event that made me take the 4 blardy hour trip to penang for. the penang mtb jamboree! i can sum it up in 2 words. pleasurably torturous. how can something so painful be pleasurable at the same time? does associating pain with pleasure make me a sadist? if it does then i'm a SADIST. haha. goodness me, i paid rm50, to wake up at 6 on a lovely sunday morning, head out to the biggest hills in penang, and climb up and down all 4 of them. the organisation of this year's event was ok to say the least. they did not have enough water and food for the SLOWER ones like me. i'm not embarasssed to admit it. only made it out at 3.30. we started at 8 =p i'm just so glad i finished it after so many thoughts of just giving up. hehe. now i can say I SURVIVED! =)

well, enough ranting for tonight. i dont know why but i kinda enjoy this blogging crap. hehe. classes are starting soon, that means we'll be meeting again.

till then
cheers
josh =)

Greeetings from SINGAPORE!

i was so inspired by the looooooooooooong post by jx that i just had to write something. haha.

for those of you who do not know, i am currently in singapore. enjoying myself thoroughly as well. hehe.

singapore is soooooooooooo different from msia. i experienced culture shock as soon as we crossed over the causeway ( which i found out was only about 100m long ). imagine this, 100 meters of sea separating us but the difference is worlds apart.

the major differences that i noticed immediately as i crossed over the causeway was:

no1) they are CLEAN! no wet smelly toilets. no dead leaves on the highways. it was as though the leaves could only drop when the government said so. haha.

no2) pedestrians rule the road. as soon as u step foot onto the road, cars will start to slow down and stop for you. do that in MSIAand you'll be run over into a pulp. haha.

no3) may be a little racist, buuut, the malays here, not like malays at all. if you get what i mean. some of them, correction, many of them speak with a slang. as though they were born in some other western country. they look different, dress different, and act differently. which, in my humble opinion, was a refreshin change from the ones we have =p ( hope i dont get dragged into some lawsuit for being racist )

no4) not a friggin msian car in sight. cars that are in abundance here are mazda's. mitsubishi lancer's, impreza's, heck, i even saw a db9 ( the car that bond drives at the moment ) man the people here are rich.

cant be bothered to think of anymore differences already. haha.

i've been thinking about what to get for you guys. so hard. with the exchange rate and all. everything is twice the price. haha. but on the way back from a mall today, it struck me. what does singapore have that we in msia dont?

well, u guys will find out when i am back. that's if i manage to get it before i leave. leaving for msia tomorrow already so hopefully i will be able to find it =)


well, results are out. and i dont think any of us failed right? everyone did badly but most of us were worried about failing. well, we all survived to fight another day. damn dramatic hor. bring it on calculus. we'll do better the next sem. i hope. haha.

as for you jx, i'm more than willing to join you for a round in subaru =p but i am afraid u'll be barred from entering cause you sooooooooooo look like a std 5 kid. haha. CHEER UP DUDE!!

till we meet again during go karting session(which i hope will be sometime next week),
cheers
josh

It's a long story....

I finally managed to get myself to start blogging again. Like most things in life, it's just gets boring and you say to yourself fuck it. But then i think bout the million of readers of this site. Not wanting to disappoint them, so here i am. Come to think of it, it's been a while since my last entry, so i gonna do a little recap. I basically screwed up my first semester. Every one says how important to start the first sem with a bang. There was a bang alright. Sem one just blew up in my face. Fuck. Just wanna forget this whole shit. But can't. In a few days time i be reminded again what a fucking failure i am. This time in black and white. Moving along.

Langkawi....

Then there's the langkawai trip. It was fun. Learned abit bout myself and people around me there. I.e. I count white spots on my hand when i'm drunk.haha. And that it is was humanly possible to puke out of your nose. If you don't belive me i think kim will be more than glad to show you.haha. Then there's andrew, he's one guy you'll wanna have around for more than one reason cause he's a freaking walking atm and cause he'll take care of you when your drunk. Still owe this guy 100 bucks. But nothing a few blows wouldn't settle. Right drew? One more thing dont share a room with this guy cause he'll leave the bathroom smelling like cum(dun wanna what he did in there)...Same goes for rao, doesn't get drunk easily and leaves cum smell too hahaha. Then there's navin, this guy was pretty quite throughout the trip. Didnt hear much from him, but he had a look. There was this distinctive i wanna get laid in langkawi look. He even brought along Men's Health to get a few pointers. Horny bitch .haha. What page was it again? 67 or 69? Then there's sun. She was an angel throughout the whole trip. Not even a sip of liquor. One minor flaw though, she keeps calling me a standard five kid. Standard five? I know i don't act my age but then again how does a 22 year old act? I would like to know. Sun you have to stop doin that. Show some respect. Haha. Finally there's josh. He was really excited bout the trip. I have the prove. Look at th pic. He showed that he can drive a stick really and go cart well. He was fine, sober. Then he drank too much and all hell broke loose. Among the things while he was piss drunk was bite my hand then he tried to make out with it, wanted to spoon andrew but refused to have butt sex with me(i was hurt, still am), there's more but i think i'll save him the embarrassment.haha. Left langkawai broke and a bad sun tan. Went into this car accessories shop and the sells person kept speaking to me in malay even when i told i'm a chinese in cantonese.

The reason..

Then here the whole reason i'm writing this shit. I don't why but these past few days i've been feeling bit down. More towards depressed. There's a saying you can lose everything but you cant lose hope. I felt i lost it. I really don't know why. But i kinda narrow it down to 3 things. The first is a mid life crisis,the second suffering from pms, and the third one is a combination of a several problems but something i can't share with you guys. I'm almost certain that i'm suffering from the third problem. But there's no way i can solve it without making a fucking fool out of myself. i dun mind making a freakin fool out myself if it guarantees i get over it really dun mind.... So i'm gonna let this problem eat me alive. I tried dealing with it but can't. Usually blasting my car stereo helps but it doesnt. Now i get my kicks from driving up hulu langat at night. It's a mountainous area, roads are winding and dark. Kinda like life. The only source of light is your headlight. One mistake up there and you may end up in the ditch like my friends car. Or even worst paralysed like my father's friend. Driving up there you forget all your problems cause all your concentration will be on the road. It's fun too, give you the initial d feel. But when i'm back down again the fucking feeling just comes back again. I don't know i just hope i get over it soon. But i do have solutions for the first two problems. Men suffering a mid life crisis usually get themselves a sport car. I was planning a subaru. But i could of never afford one of those now. So i'll have to settle for something less. It's also called subaru but i can't tell you it's definatly not the car. But they're practically the same. There's a variety of models choose from. And if you like you can ride them too. Andrew you wanna join? For my depression sake... And as for pms or at least i think i'm suffering from it. I hear chocolate helps. So far i think i ate half a bag of hersey kissies .but it didn't work. Maybe i'm not eating enough.. Gonna grow fuckin fat. Haha. So the only thing that's the working for me now is driving. So driving it is. I wish i can wake up and forget all this shit. For those for actually read this crap, if you don't understand don't even try too. Cause i myself don't even understand it. Just thought writing it out might just just make feel better.

dude, if u guys wanna go-kart give a date.

ciao.

SHE'S READY!!

Look at her. Isnt she lovely? hehe. spent the whole day in the shop building her up. and i am super satisfied with what i am seeing. hehehe.

not to brag or anything, but that white stem that you see, its the ONLY ONE in Msia. wakalaka. not that you guys care or anything. hehe. i just wanted to show off =P

but somehow or rather, the colours look off. i think i need to colour coordinate the bike. what do u guys think? hehe. more pink? =P

cheers
josh

Langkawi @16-19 Nov 06'

Back in Cheras. Thought i'd check whether u guys post pictures of the trip. haha. Fat chance le hoh! Haven't even seen the ones for the PD-Malacca-Seremban trip! Anywayz, still looking forward k.. Langkawi was great trip. Though the last nite was a bit messy. Okay, very messy. I was a really off too. Haha. Never gonna happen again. I hope. But the resort was really nice and u guys really made good company! I had my fun. =)

For the fact that this trip cost me a BOMB, very uncomfortable rides.. i'm not lookin forward to another trip anytime soon. Haha.

Our ride to Penang was a really long one. We took the ferry to K.Perlis. And then to find out there's no bus from there to Penang. Had to catch a taxi to Kangar. And the friggin' taxi driver had to pick another person up, from some kind of really kampung-nelayan place. At that point i wouldn't be surprised if he would to turn around and say 'This is a robbery.' lol. At Kangar, there's no bus to Penang Island. Only to Butterworth thru Alor Setar. And there were no Chinese around. If a riot were to start, it'd end fast. Friggin bus ride was 3 long hours! Took a ferry from there over to Penang and a cab to my cousin's place. Whole thin cost us rm41 per person and about 6 hours. Should hv pd rm45 n take the ferry straight from Langakwi to Penang. -_-"

Wanted to post some beautiful pictures from my beautiful phone. =P. But can't transfer. Some other day aite. U guys better put somethin up!

Swingin' out.

I need another holiday!

i'm BROKE and TIRED!

just got back from langkawi. had one heck of a good time there. hope you guys all enjoyed it as much as i did. i am dead tired from all the travelling and i think i need another one to recover from this one. hehe.

note to self: PLAN TRIPS EARLIER! what we did was so UNORGANISED. everything was done at the last minute. but thankfully it all turned out well. hehe.

also wanna apologise for what happened on the last night. i swear to myself never again am i gonna let it happen. haha. but i will be needing you guys to help me with that. hehe. for the very few people that actually read this blog, i got myself piss drunk and was out of control for most of the night. not something to remember this trip by. haha.

well, hope you guys enjoy the remainder of the hols and i also hope we can meet up for that PLANNED go karting session that JIAN XIONG was supposed to arrange for us. hehe.

till we meet again.
cheers
josh

HEheHe

I just have to show off! =p Blardy impulsive buy that left a gaping hole in my wallet. Wait, it burnt my pants right off. haha.
More pics when it is complete!! =)

doesnt she look beautiful. hehehe.

will be seeing all you guys soon. cant wait!!

Malam Makan Mahasiswa Korporat

BAHASA MELAYU

wishing all the d'mongris best of luck in the finals..since all of us a bz studying for exams..we have very little time to spend on other stuffs,since i dropped by,thot of juz updating it a bit..tmr morning all of us are hving Bm exam..yes u heard it..BAHASA MELAYU...
not just the normal bahasa,this is nahasa melayu korporat..so kami semua orang tengah menelaah untuk peperiksaan akhir esok.semoga kami semua dapat mencapai empat-rata untuk mata pelajaran ini. Hee..this is jz a bit of what we hv gone through the whole sem..we did few drama and advertisment also..but most importantly..we all worked hard together..Working wif u ppl are one of those wonderful moment i cherished..so all the best for exam tommorow.
Cheers for more good days and memories!!

hey ya..

So after a long break..we are reposting,this is goin to be a very short one since ive got to pack so many things.As everyone already know,this sunday is Sun's birthday eve,so we are all goin PD to celebrate it.It is still suppose to be a surprise,but i think Sun knew it ad,thanks to certain ppl!
will be uploading pics on it and videos after dat.hehe

roger and out!
navinated

Labbits

Introducing Labbits....

They are toys that u can't play with, only placed to collect dust.
( A waste of money i would say)
Still some are just crazy over them.

















But, what i want think most significant bout these labbits is that they each have

Yes !! A friggin' 'K' on the forehead! Lol.

Wanna go get one ?=P

Swinging out.

8-)

Brother bought a pair of Oaks couple weeks ago from Josh.
Here's a pic.
Half jacket with blue iridium lenses. i think.
They were really cool.
After my bodykit comes in, i think i'll get a pair of half wires too.. lol.. god knows when will tat be.



Swinging out.

Penang International MTB Challenge

Was in penang over the last weekend with my parents to see my grandma. its some sort of chinese thing to go back to their hometown no matter how far they are at least 2 times a year. at least that was what my best friend's dad said. so well, i didnt have a choice of not going so i just pulled the longest face i could find and went with them.

what i didnt know that the penang international mtb challenge was gonna be held over the weekend as well. i thought it was the coming weekend. as the saying goes, there is a silver lining to every dark cloud. i think thats how it goes.

anyways, here are some pics that i took.














josh out

Hell of a clubbing....

hey ya...this time this story is gonna be real long...so read till da end...

we went 2 kalabing on friday nite...rite after our programming test....all wif ma indian frens la...da other KPP's didnt follow...da destination was Bangsar...after a few survey we decided 2 go 'lock up'(da name of da pub)...about 30 of went from UNITEN...6 cars

da 1st time we went inside oso bad luck ady...coz a lot of ppl went 2gether,da bouncers bengang ady...they start checkin our IC...oleh kerana we all still under 21 he said we cannot be in there...after sum promises dat we wont cause any havoc,he let us be there.after dat the guys start drinking,dancing and stuffs....i juz took half a mug of beer...everytin was still fine until then...

then 1 by 1 all started 2 get drunk...oni a few of us was still ok and we took charge by controlling da others...but we were 2 few...we cant manage da others...so this guy...Mr.X was piss drunk...and he accidentally pulled a GRO's hand...da bouncer warned him...and da 2nd time he pulled another gals hand...this time da bouncer got pissed and halau all of us out...it was still ok la coz it was oledi 2 a.m actually and da pub was closing ady la...we lepaked outside da pub...da drunk guys start making noise coz tak puas wif da bouncer...then we managed 2 calm things down bfor it gets worse...

after dat we planned 2 balik ady...but there was this 4 of ma frens who was drunk went inside PELITA restaurant...so we had 2 follow them and lepaked inside da restaurant...after a while 2 of them started vomitting...so the shop fellas asked us 2 move coz it may discust da other customers...then we planned 2 balik ady...while we were organizing on who naik which kereta near da restaurant... a few guys from inside da shop started shoutin at us and start chasing us wif hockey sticks...i until now dunno y actually this problem started...at dat time i was standing outside this kancil...in behind seat is da 2 of ma frens who was piss drunk and vomited earlier...

da moment i saw da guys charging 2wards us,i faster faster open da back door and tried 2 get in...but this dumbfark didnt want 2 let me in...he said "dei...im drunk la...i wan 2 sit bside da door so i can vomit"...
haih...dat time oso this fella can buat lawak...so 2 save ma ass i ran sekuat-kuatnya 2wards another car...bagai lipas kudung...but then this guys started fight wif ma frens ady...they all body like buffalo and our body like err..like...like..like our body la...plus all of them havin hockey stick pulak..after sum confrontation and i nearly kena wack...we managed 2 escape(sum things happen in between but it was cencored by my censorship board...err...i malas 2 type la actually...2 knoe da real story...ask me personally).

then we stopped by a road side and there was misunderstanding among ourselves...after dat ...cerita dipendekkan lagi...we reached uniten and lived happily ever after...but 1 thing is for sure...it was hell of a night in bangsar for us...

here are sum photos of da nite...but no fight scene la...
(photos cant be uploaded now due 2 sum teknical error...i'll upload it later

2day we decided 2 go kalabing again...n now...juz for da fun...we went 2 da same pub n after dat we went 2 makan at da same restaurant we had problem da day earlier....tank god no prob this time...

boobies.

Couple days back i did ask u guys to guess wud's this picture all about... remember?

and i promised i'd show u wud it was.
It was really fun getting answers from u guys.
Rao : "teddy bears la..."
Nav: "they are what they are la... so obvious. cannot see meh ??"
Drew: "some part of a doll i think.."
(deep inside... : "confirm boobs.")

dey are the legs of the cutest things. supposedly angels. lol.. don't know why they made the feet like that.

fyi, we bought them for siew ching n bf as an anniversary present. =)

think i'll spend money on boobies a !??!!? =P

chaoz.

Found the pics...The Tennis Chick

the tennis chick is the one wearing the black top and white shorts.

2 Dumb 2 Drive: MRR2

This happened the same day (last Wednesday). So many things can go wrong at once*sigh*. Was driving along the MRR2. I was driving around 90 khm taking the third lane and was bout to reach cheras, when a typical Malaysian driver (not his real name) cut in front of me from the middle lane. It’s normal for cars to overtake when they’re traveling faster. But the total opposite, after cutting in front of me the typical Malaysian driver decided to do a ‘driving Ms.Daisy’ on me. Being faster than him, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that I was going to be up his @$$ literally. Technically I wouldn’t say I was tailgating him, cause if he would just move out the freakin way I wouldn’t be tailgating him. After what seem like an eternity he finally moved out of the way. “Finally,” I said as I passed the dumb @$$. But after letting me pass the typical Malaysian driver cut back to the third line and was tailgating me! So I decided to go a bit faster but the typical Malaysian driver just kept tailgating me! What the fcuk was wrong with this guy? one minute his was driving like an 80 year old grandma the next he's breathing down my arse at 100kmh. Being a sensible and law abiding citizen I decided to do the right thing…screw that, no way in hell was I going to let him pass. I pressed the magic button on my gear knob, the NOS button yeah I wished, the OD button and floored the accelerator. 5000 rpm later and traveling at 160kmh, the dumb @$$ was still tailgating me. The dumb @$$ chased me from cheras all the way to pandan indah and only gave up when there’s was a bit of traffic. Had to admit though it was kinda fun, the rush u get from the speed and the feelin of bein chased. Anyways these dumb @$$ driver’s shouldn’t be allowed on the road!! So the moral of the story is, yes there’s a moral lesson to be learnt here- there’s just too many dumb @$$ drivers on the roads, so if you can’t beat them, join them. Just hope I don’t get a speeding ticket cause it would be hard for me to explain to my parents why I was driving at 160…

Told joshie the story the following day, he got inspired and said he wanted to race me. We raced twice, the first time he claimed he slowed down to let me pass cause there was an incoming car. The second time though, there’s was an incoming car but I managed to pass joshie,the look on the driver of the incoming car was priceless. Her jaws was wide open… haha. But doesn’t that make me one of the dumb @$$ drivers, like I said join ‘em.

Get well soon joshie so we can race again.haha

Just another case of HFFA........

Last Wednesday, I went to Andrew’s apartment to give him back the drawing board that he had left in my car. Andrew greeted me at the doorway gleaming. I was like ok… wtf is up with him. He was smiling; he was like so horn…erm, happy. He pointed to his bedroom and asked me to go in; I was thinking to myself “omg is today the day Andrew finally reveals his true orientation....” Actually, it wouldn’t be a surprise since he’s so in to the Hard Gay stuff and he’s the one who started the whole Hard Gay craze among us. But just for the record I dun swing that way. To my relief, he then pointed to the windows and told me that there was a chick playing tennis. You see Andrew’s room have the best feng shui it’s faced towards the tennis court, swimming pool and swimming pool. Haha. All that was missing in that room was a pair of binoculars. Going back to the tennis chick, since we didn’t have binoculars and the tennis chick was pretty far away so we couldn’t ascertain for sure if the tennis chick was actually a chick… so Andrew the ‘smart one’ was already one step ahead, used his 6.0mp camera to take pics of her so that we can zoom in and maybe see her face. But that proved to be futile as the pics would come out blurry or we would just get pics of her back. After a few tries Andrew gave up and went to take his bath. But before he entered the bathroom, he asked me if I would be interested to join him, haha, just kidding. Actually I asked him, NOT if I could join him, but if I could use his camera to try to get better shots of the tennis chick. He agreed. Playing around with the camera settings to get the best shot and a dozen pics later, all I got was blur pics and pics of her back. So you could I was pretty familiar with her back. After that I just gave up, feeling down, Andrew tried to cheer me up with Hard Gay. So we spent the next 15 mins or so watching Hard Gay together before BM class. Thinking that was the end of the tennis chick, the next day at the library I saw ‘the back’, I knew that it had to be her cause I can say I know ‘the back’ like the back of my hands.. haha. Now it’s time to know ‘the front’. And when I saw ‘the front’, I could only think of one thing…HFFA. And in our defense, we were really far far far away…haha.

Andrew u still have the pics? Upload it.

Cioz. Till next time.

P.s me and Andrew are not perverts in anyway… if u guys studied where we study and taking engineering course…anyone with less the mental strength we both posses would of have just given up and swung the other way. Well I know for sure I posses the mental strength, but not that sure bout Andrew though. Be strong man.

What She Doesnt Know Will Kill U

By Matt Brochu
Source:[http://www.dailycollegian.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2003/11/21/3fbd76353e7dd]November 21, 2003

You met her a few months ago, and somehow she managed to seep into your subconscious like that "Suga how you get so fly" song. Just like you have no clue who the hell sings it, you don't know why she's there. But she is, whether you like it or not. You know her cell phone, her room phone. You can dial her Aunt Doreen's house in West Springfield (where she goes to do her laundry every two weeks) faster than you can peck-out 911. But she doesn't know.
Her screenname, that generic one with her first name followed by three to five random numbers or UMass, has its own category at the top of your buddy list. Not only do you know what a "Buddy Alert" is, you've rigged your computer to play "Fat Guy in a Little Coat" from "Tommy Boy" every time her screen name changes from gray to black. Then her away message comes down, and you have a decision to make. To IM or not to IM? These are the ridiculous games that you play on a daily basis. But she doesn't know.
She's it. All right, so maybe not "it" it. Not necessarily Ms. Right, but closer to Ms. Right-up-there-with-Anna-Kournikova-and-Lizzie-McGuire-on-your-list-of-people-you'd-give-anything-to-be-stranded-with-on-a-broken-down-elevator. But it's about more than that. When is it ever about more than that? Never. Not like frilly white dress, overpriced catering, embarrassing drunk in-laws more, but closer to UMass sweatpants, two D.P. Dough Roni Zonies, a futon and a movie you have no interest in seeing more. But she doesn't know.
She's gorgeous, but gorgeous is an understatement. More like you're startled every time you see her because you notice something new in a "Where's Waldo" sort of way. More like you can't stop writing third grade run-on sentences because you can't remotely begin to describe something ... someone ... so inherently amazing. But you're a writer. You can describe anything. That's what you do: pictures to words, events to words, words to even better words. But nothing seems right. More like you're afraid that if you stare at her for too long, you'll prove your parents right: that yes, your face will stick that way. But you wouldn't mind.
You wouldn't mind that the questioning, "Hello?" on the other end makes you want to smile and throw up at the same time. You wouldn't mind worrying about what to get her for her birthday and spending $300 when you only have $17.50 and a Triple-A card to your name. You wouldn't mind that she left your TV on and the blaring infomercials wake you up at 4 a.m. ... because it gives you a chance to watch her sleep. You don't mind that you've slipped up twice when you were hammered and hinted at how you feel, but she was too drunk to remember. So she doesn't know.
Sure, she's pretty, but it's about more than that. You two connect. Anything you throw at her, she can throw right back. You figured out what's going on in that predictable head of hers in under five minutes, but something tells you her heart would take about five years.
You remember everything she's ever said to you, and when that freaks her out you blame it on your photographic memory (which is a lie, you have a 2.7 GPA). You can't remember your teaching assistant's name, and you can't remember that your Puffton rent check was due four days ago, yet you remember the middle name of the kid who tripped her in fifth grade and gave her that cute little scar on her shoulder. Maybe it's because you actually listen when she talks. When do you actually listen? Never. But she doesn't know.
But she has a boyfriend. The kid is a tool, and you are not. He has no redeeming qualities, and you have about 38, even when you're hung over. You could kick his butt, and you've never been in a fight in your life. He treats her like crap, and you would treat her like the princess she believed herself to be on Halloween in 1988.
But she loves him. He wouldn't know what he had even if she slapped him across the face and dumped him, but somehow she still loves him. And somehow she still doesn't know.
Then, out of nowhere, she slaps him across the face and dumps him. She comes to you. You've been there before, so you seem like the smartest guy on earth. She cries, but your corny half-joke, half-compliment somehow gets a smile out of her that almost makes you feel ashamed that you're the only one around who gets to witness it. It looks like you might make her realize that all guys don't deserve to have rocks thrown at them.
But nothing changes. She doesn't know. You get that library elevator feeling in your stomach that she'll never know. You get that feeling that you'll be forced to write a cheesy Collegian column about her that makes "Sleepless in Seattle" look like "Girls Gone Wild."
You go to sleep. You wake up. She doesn't know. You're not in love. You're not obsessed. You blame it on the fact that you just need to get some, but still, it's about more than that. It would just be nice if once in your life, things worked out the way you wanted them to.
So ____Hebe_______, it's about time you know*.
Now cut this out, fill in her name, and give it to her, coward. Just let me know how it works out.

Posted this earlier but dumb fark joshie had to go delete it....

Survey Bout ma phone...

hey ya...since i got notin else better 2 do...i juz wan 2 post la...actually im suppose 2 study materials since i got test in monday....ah...later la...
(sori coz da photos and words seems 2 be unarranged...i tried arranging but it seems like even blogspot doesnt want 2 take orders from me)

Phone model-------------------------Nokia 6680

date bought--------------------------10/08/2006

place----------------------------------Sg.wang plaza...how can i
forget dat chick

1st person 2 msg da new phone----200...free msg...not
counted ...after dat is Ragu

1st person 2 be msged from da new phone---who ah...Ganesh i think

1st person 2 call da new phone-----Kim...2 offer 2 take back ma things
from 7-eleven...c ma last post for
more info

1st person 2 be called from new phone---who ah...ermm yaaa....ma sis in
law

1 missed call-------ragu oso...

1st photo on phone---took sum gurls pic 2 test camera...not counted
not counted...its.da pig seat in a myvi parked next 2
navin's ferrari

1st video on phone---da super hot Ferrari we saw on da way back from
sg.wang(no no...not Navin's ferrari...i mean a real
ferrari.)

1st time phone fall down-----chooooiiii!!!! never la...

1st song downloaded------Pantas dan garang:Apungan Tokyo

enuf la....wan 2 go study materials ady...hehehe...chow
gud luck 2 every1 who is taking materials this monday....

Dinner in Kajang

Ok la i gonna start posting since i'm like the oni contributer without contributing anything to this site

All of us except for josh(sick) went for dinner after our CSEB lab on Monday(15th August 2006).
We were led there by our 'safe' driver aka monkim to this restaurant called Restoran Berjaya Baru. (Honestly we dunno that place existed nor do we know exactly how we got there)

That place okok la..... actually i don't have much to say bout it since it's oni a dinner....so i let the pics do the talking

So after we ordered our drinks, we sat down and right after i took out my trusty cam, the camwhoring aura suddenly striked us.

1st up is Lengchai Lau(self-proclaimed, not awarded nor recognised)

Next it was Rao and Kim's turn (note: i took this pic rly quickly but for some reason she managed to pose for it, see it's kinda dark this pic so u see i took it quite fast)

note to self: need to ask her for lightning posing lessons.

Suddenly Navin got angry and argued that the camera should oni focus on his 'lou po'.
'Pak Vin' stamping out his authority on his minions

Thankfully, Sun managed to calm him down
Girl power, nvr underestimate it

As u can see, 'Lengchai Lau' was so shocked that he spilled his drinks on himself.
He's still smiling though, I think he likes fluid being spilled onto him. =P

Ok la enuff wif the crapping, Here's our food.
From top left in clockwise direction:
1. Lemon chicken
2. Some taufu dish
3. An African fish that somehow found its way onto a dish in Kajang
4. I forgot wat this vegie called....must ask Kim or Sun

Adventure 2 find ma phone...

Ok guys...rao's back wif a brand new post...err..actually this ma 1st time bloggin..so,silap dan salah harap dimaafkan...

ok...lets start...it was thursday...10th of Ogos 2006...we all decided 2 go 2 sg.wang 2 get me a new phone...hoooo....finally la...after so long im gonna change ma phone... at 1st we thought wan 2 go at 3pm...which is after class...then we thought...wat da heck...ponteng la...so we went earlier...

we left UNITEN bout 11am...Andrew, Sun,Navin,Joshua n I started our journey 2 da west..eh..2 Sg.wang...Kim decided not 2 follow for reasons she didnt tell us...1st we went 2 low yat plaza coz Andrew and I wanted 2 withdraw money from Maybank ATM...Andrew withdraw 1st...then ma turn...wat da heck!!! i cant withdraw!!! there was sumtin wrong wif ma card...I tried in few atm's but still cant...y god y? then Andrew offered 2 lend me sum money 1st...i accepted it n we started our hunt for a phone...ur ma saviour Andrew...

we searched a few shops n finally came 2 a shop...this shop has 2 gud features...da price is low and there is a chick in da shop(Chick is defined as a hot gurl in students language)...we bargained n i accepted da offer...RM830 plus ma old nokia2600 for a nokia6680...then i told her i'll cum back after withdraw da money...then we came back...n while doing business...da gurl touched me!!! wow!!! wat a bargain...i got phone for very cheap price and got touched by da gurl...

then we went 2 Low Yat again 2 buy a 1giga memory card...our next stop was at Berjaya Times Square...Andrew,Joshua n I went 2 a specs shop 2 get maself a pair of lens while Sun and Navin went 2 date...they did sum test 2 ma eyes...They used this spec which made me look like Terminator...At about 6pm we headed back 2 UNITEN after we get sum drinks at Times Square 7-eleven... soon after we reach UNITEN joshua decided 2 go back 2 PJ while da rest of us went 2 UP10 2 yam cha...

when we get down of da car i realized dat it is so empty...then i remembered...where da fark is my phone,ma lens n ma memory card??? we left it in 7-eleven...suddenly sum parts of ma body shrinked...we straight away called 100 2 get 2 da operator coz we wanted 2 ask dat 7-eleven's num...but wad da heck...2 of our phone kong ady...coz no battery...we had 2 use Sun's phone...but we could not get through...andrew called his hse and asked his mother 2 try 2 get 2 da operator through da hse phone...after a few try his mum managed 2 get their num...but again god planned opposite of wat we wanted...no1 is picking up on da other side...then we decided 2 find other number through da net...when we nearly giv up...andrew found da num...n we called n it went through...i asked da guy whether he found any of ma things or not...and he said...jeng jeng jeng...YES...fuh...suddenly da parts dat shrinked came back 2 normal size...tank god he ended his game...

dat nite Kim volunteered 2 pick da stuffs for me...tanks a lot Kim...
dat was da adventure we had for dat day...this is da moral of da story...


Nokia 6680----RM 830











Memory Card--RM100











Contact Lens--RM60











Touched by da shop gurl--priceless
(sori...da photo was uploaded into ma heart...not for public viewing)

for everytin else there is Andrew and his...err..fark Andrew...there is his Maybank card...

=)

Before someone comes and sues me, i'll admit i didn't do this.
Got it from banksy.co.uk
chao.

Joshie a CArDiGGER?

what better way to commemorate my very first post then to write about the guy who made this all possible. Yes the same guy who i had to threaten to get him to put my name in here and the same wanker that took a week and hundreds of reminders to get him to send a freakin invitation. That guy is none other then Joshie. i've known this guy for bout a year and a half now, but recently some of his actions i.e. forgetting my name and not sending me the invite has left wondering if he's a CARDiGGER. If ur wondering what a CARDiGGER is... a CARDiGGER is someone who pretends to be ur friend so that you would give him free rides. it's not like the bugger doesnt have a car, he drives a HONDA while i only drive a milo tin. i wolud trade my wira for a HONDA in a heartbeat. the excuse for not driving his HONDA is because he has to pay for his own petrol(sports cars tend to burn more petrol) but to me it's pure *B.S.* cause if u can afford to drive car like that petrol shouldnt matter. if i was driving ur car i would drive it around campus proudly (describe his car later-damn cun car). franlky i woundnt mind sending/fectching him eventhough he isnt a sincere friend, but you see my car unfortunately run on petrol too and the fact there's a speedbump very 50m in the campus doesnt really go to well with the fuel consumption.... Most of the cars in our uni are the normal types-protons,peroduas and so on, but once in a while u see exotic ones, there a mitsu lancer evo 8, altezza, mini cooper, imperaza, and then u have JOshie car. Park JOshie's car next to the mitsu, ppl will go "mitsu what"? His car is that cool... It has the "it" factor. A total pimp mobile. the guy who couldnt petrol his going to get a new paint job for his car.when i asked him what color, he said he goin to spray it cream white... wtf is cream white? so gay.... i asked if it was something like sperm white, he said yes. i mean why the hell would u pay someone rm1500 to sperm ur car? why dun u do it urself? i'll do it for half the amount...

the HONDA joshie drives...., it's in sperm white too,...in his dreams.

Sorry guys but i dun have the pic of the car JOshie drives when he is awake. i tried to find it in the web, but the internet wasnt invented the time his car was manufactured.........

Anyhoo, who those of u who havent fully grasp the meanin of the word CARDiGGER.. there's thi s song sung by Kan-ni-nia We-st(pronounciation in mandarin) of the same title. here's the lyrics (chorus only): ENjoy ;0


Now I aint sayin he a car digger (When I'm in Need)
But he aint messin wit no broke niggaz(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin he a car digger (When I'm in Need)
but he aint messin wit no broke niggazget
down boy go head get down (I gotta leave)
get boy go head get down (I gotta leave)
get boy go head get down (I gotta leave)
get boy go head

cioz..cheer up mate, life is full of ups and downs.. and ur full of it.

good luck with the paintball competition..may the force be wit u.

It never rains but it pours

why does everything shitty choose to happen on the same day? maybe the person up there has some kind of twisted humour. "he had such a good week. its time for him to snap back to reality. just for the heck of it, lets make today as miserable as possible for him". arghhhhh!!
forgive my ranting. day didn't go exactly as i hoped it would. had a good start in the morning but it just went downhill from there. what can i say. SHIT SNOWBALLS!!

anyways, sorry i couldn't meet up with you guys today. hope you guys had fun shopping.

well, tomorrow's paintball. hopefully all this bitterness can be channeled properly and eventually win us the one thousand ringgit.

see you all soon.

josh out.

Papa Josh and Baby Jian

Everybody meet Papa Josh n Baby Jian..

Amazin how Papa Josh can hold a plastic spoon, sms his wife and feed baby Jian at the same time. Multi-tasking.

This was at Sri Serdang's 'chi ma kai' (sesame chicken). It's the nearest good food u can find near uniten. Would give it 3 stars out of five. Plus another for originality. So four stars.

Ok ok .. back to father and son.

Celebraties of lunch. Why ? Check out the paparazzis....

There are at least 5 cameras in there. Spot them?

Toyota Innova

Monday, Aug 07.

PUTRAJAYA - We saw this ......( the pictures says it all. )

What happen was this.....

What i dun understand is this ...

Why would the driver ram into the lamp post instead of the rows n rows of bushes??

How can Putrajaya's lamp post be so fragile ? Like that bird hit also can fall.

It was a fweakin' straight road, why did he lose control ?

Then again everbody would blame the day ( chinese calendar 14/07)... blackest day of all.

believe it or not.. just be careful !!

ciao.