Saturday, August 12, 2006

Joshie a CArDiGGER?

what better way to commemorate my very first post then to write about the guy who made this all possible. Yes the same guy who i had to threaten to get him to put my name in here and the same wanker that took a week and hundreds of reminders to get him to send a freakin invitation. That guy is none other then Joshie. i've known this guy for bout a year and a half now, but recently some of his actions i.e. forgetting my name and not sending me the invite has left wondering if he's a CARDiGGER. If ur wondering what a CARDiGGER is... a CARDiGGER is someone who pretends to be ur friend so that you would give him free rides. it's not like the bugger doesnt have a car, he drives a HONDA while i only drive a milo tin. i wolud trade my wira for a HONDA in a heartbeat. the excuse for not driving his HONDA is because he has to pay for his own petrol(sports cars tend to burn more petrol) but to me it's pure *B.S.* cause if u can afford to drive car like that petrol shouldnt matter. if i was driving ur car i would drive it around campus proudly (describe his car later-damn cun car). franlky i woundnt mind sending/fectching him eventhough he isnt a sincere friend, but you see my car unfortunately run on petrol too and the fact there's a speedbump very 50m in the campus doesnt really go to well with the fuel consumption.... Most of the cars in our uni are the normal types-protons,peroduas and so on, but once in a while u see exotic ones, there a mitsu lancer evo 8, altezza, mini cooper, imperaza, and then u have JOshie car. Park JOshie's car next to the mitsu, ppl will go "mitsu what"? His car is that cool... It has the "it" factor. A total pimp mobile. the guy who couldnt petrol his going to get a new paint job for his car.when i asked him what color, he said he goin to spray it cream white... wtf is cream white? so gay.... i asked if it was something like sperm white, he said yes. i mean why the hell would u pay someone rm1500 to sperm ur car? why dun u do it urself? i'll do it for half the amount...

the HONDA joshie drives...., it's in sperm white too,...in his dreams.

Sorry guys but i dun have the pic of the car JOshie drives when he is awake. i tried to find it in the web, but the internet wasnt invented the time his car was manufactured.........

Anyhoo, who those of u who havent fully grasp the meanin of the word CARDiGGER.. there's thi s song sung by Kan-ni-nia We-st(pronounciation in mandarin) of the same title. here's the lyrics (chorus only): ENjoy ;0


Now I aint sayin he a car digger (When I'm in Need)
But he aint messin wit no broke niggaz(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin he a car digger (When I'm in Need)
but he aint messin wit no broke niggazget
down boy go head get down (I gotta leave)
get boy go head get down (I gotta leave)
get boy go head get down (I gotta leave)
get boy go head

cioz..cheer up mate, life is full of ups and downs.. and ur full of it.

good luck with the paintball competition..may the force be wit u.

2 comments:

Rao said...

hahaha jian...y la kutuk him kau kau like dat...kesian him...anyway nice bang wei...total ownage...hahaha

ntg better to do said...

had too lah... => glad u enjoyed it.. haha