Adelene a d’mongris?!

When did Adelene become a D’mongris? Adelene if ur reading this get out while u still can. Don’t make the same mistake HE did. Let me start from the start…

Once a upon a time, a innocent and very naïve not to mention good looking guy step into his very first class of his degree course. As he recalled it was Advance Calculus, a course which he later failed miserably in… The lecture was held in Theatre Admin. Having just changed from electrical engineering to mechanical engineering, because he was really fascinated by how a dil** functioned from a mechanical standpoint, he had no friends cause his friends were all doing civil and electrical engineering. As he was searching for familiar face he came across Andrew. As the saying goes when life gives you apples you make orange juice. So he went up to him and said hi. Little did this innocent and very naïve not to mention good looking guy know he would be making the biggest mistake of his life. Cause Andrew was part of this gang which calls themselves KPP. Stands for Kumpulan Pembaris Pendek. How it came about is supposedly a LONG story. So knowing Andrew meant that he had to know Joshua, Rao, Navin, Sun and Kim as well. And what do u get when u add them together: Andrew+Joshua+Rao+Navin+Sun+Kim= (answers at bottom). It’s sure as hell doesn’t take Advance Calculus to figure out the answer because he knows the answer. Which means Navin, you should know the answer too.

So after reading the story u should be asking urself:

a) Who the hell is “he”?
b) Why the hell doesn’t it make any sense?
c) What the hell is the conclusion of this story?

If u can answer these questions, u may have just found the answer to the secrets of life.

Welcome to d’mongris, Adelene…

Disaster.