F.R.I.E.N.D.S

On one lovely afternoon, out of the blue this person asked me if we abunchofcrazyfriends will be friends forever... i was shocked, how dare this person even ask such a question? This person questioned our friendship, the audacity!!! This guy had balls, i'll attest to that, admittedly hanging a bit to the left but he had balls la... IF only I had brought my shoe box... the answers NO lah.. Nothing lasts forever.. But it really depends on what your expectation are from the friendship.. so today I’m gonna share with you guys the general misconception about FRIENDSHIPS and if your lucky might even throw in a one or two or three tips( but that’s only your really really lucky).

Misconception number 1. A friend is there to lend a shoulder to cry on when u feel like crying- this is just a load of crap some guy made up so he could some guy love without being too obvious…
Solution: Go cry to your mom and get a girlfriend/boyfriend

Misconception number 2. A friend is someone who will always be there for u- this is just a load of crap some girl made up so that she could show some gal love without stating the obvious…
Solution: Go get a dog and yeah getting a girlfriend/ boyfriend helps too.

Misconception number 3. A friend is someone u can talk to- this is just some load of crap some homophobic made up so that they wouldn’t have to touch the guy or the girl without stating the obvious…
Solution: Go see a therapist, I can recommend two bastards if any of u guys are interested. the two second year psychology students took my job.. now I’m broke.. was hoping if any of u guys are interested, I might get my job back…BASTARDS.. Was saving up for some skirting, speakers, paint job.. Now gone.. Anyone hiring? Or better yet anyone have cash that they dun want lying around? and one last thing go get a girlfriend/boyfriend.



Here’s what friends are for:

1. Getting really really reallyX10 expensive gifts for your birthday.. Speakin of birthdays....
2. Get them to pay for your movie tickets, when u complain that u don’t have money.
3. At the first chance, never offer to drive your car, let them drive theirs and get a free ride. But so far doesn’t seem to work, guess I just have to try harder, practice does make perfect.
4. Let them pay first for the stuff i.e. food, presents and stuff and then write of the debt as petrol money...
5. Do crazy stuff together that you would not in a million year think of doing like eating steamboat in a park at 1 something in the morning in complete darkness.
6. Having someone in the group get lower marks then u in a quiz or test so that u feel smarter..the sacrifices I make lah..
7. taking 45minutes to plan to make a plan and then another 2 hours to plan the plan..

So far u guys of filled my requirements and therefore my friends.. Haha.

Hey u guys notice the fine print on the circuits paper? It said “see u guys in Mont. Kinabalu”