Saturday, August 26, 2006
Hell of a clubbing....
we went 2 kalabing on friday nite...rite after our programming test....all wif ma indian frens la...da other KPP's didnt follow...da destination was Bangsar...after a few survey we decided 2 go 'lock up'(da name of da pub)...about 30 of went from UNITEN...6 cars
da 1st time we went inside oso bad luck ady...coz a lot of ppl went 2gether,da bouncers bengang ady...they start checkin our IC...oleh kerana we all still under 21 he said we cannot be in there...after sum promises dat we wont cause any havoc,he let us be there.after dat the guys start drinking,dancing and stuffs....i juz took half a mug of beer...everytin was still fine until then...
then 1 by 1 all started 2 get drunk...oni a few of us was still ok and we took charge by controlling da others...but we were 2 few...we cant manage da others...so this guy...Mr.X was piss drunk...and he accidentally pulled a GRO's hand...da bouncer warned him...and da 2nd time he pulled another gals hand...this time da bouncer got pissed and halau all of us out...it was still ok la coz it was oledi 2 a.m actually and da pub was closing ady la...we lepaked outside da pub...da drunk guys start making noise coz tak puas wif da bouncer...then we managed 2 calm things down bfor it gets worse...
after dat we planned 2 balik ady...but there was this 4 of ma frens who was drunk went inside PELITA restaurant...so we had 2 follow them and lepaked inside da restaurant...after a while 2 of them started vomitting...so the shop fellas asked us 2 move coz it may discust da other customers...then we planned 2 balik ady...while we were organizing on who naik which kereta near da restaurant... a few guys from inside da shop started shoutin at us and start chasing us wif hockey sticks...i until now dunno y actually this problem started...at dat time i was standing outside this kancil...in behind seat is da 2 of ma frens who was piss drunk and vomited earlier...
da moment i saw da guys charging 2wards us,i faster faster open da back door and tried 2 get in...but this dumbfark didnt want 2 let me in...he said "dei...im drunk la...i wan 2 sit bside da door so i can vomit"...
haih...dat time oso this fella can buat lawak...so 2 save ma ass i ran sekuat-kuatnya 2wards another car...bagai lipas kudung...but then this guys started fight wif ma frens ady...they all body like buffalo and our body like err..like...like..like our body la...plus all of them havin hockey stick pulak..after sum confrontation and i nearly kena wack...we managed 2 escape(sum things happen in between but it was cencored by my censorship board...err...i malas 2 type la actually...2 knoe da real story...ask me personally).
then we stopped by a road side and there was misunderstanding among ourselves...after dat ...cerita dipendekkan lagi...we reached uniten and lived happily ever after...but 1 thing is for sure...it was hell of a night in bangsar for us...
here are sum photos of da nite...but no fight scene la...
(photos cant be uploaded now due 2 sum teknical error...i'll upload it later
2day we decided 2 go kalabing again...n now...juz for da fun...we went 2 da same pub n after dat we went 2 makan at da same restaurant we had problem da day earlier....tank god no prob this time...
Thursday, August 24, 2006
boobies.
and i promised i'd show u wud it was.
It was really fun getting answers from u guys.
Rao : "teddy bears la..."
Nav: "they are what they are la... so obvious. cannot see meh ??"
Drew: "some part of a doll i think.."
(deep inside... : "confirm boobs.")
dey are the legs of the cutest things. supposedly angels. lol.. don't know why they made the feet like that.
fyi, we bought them for siew ching n bf as an anniversary present. =)
think i'll spend money on boobies a !??!!? =P
chaoz.
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
2 Dumb 2 Drive: MRR2
Told joshie the story the following day, he got inspired and said he wanted to race me. We raced twice, the first time he claimed he slowed down to let me pass cause there was an incoming car. The second time though, there’s was an incoming car but I managed to pass joshie,the look on the driver of the incoming car was priceless. Her jaws was wide open… haha. But doesn’t that make me one of the dumb @$$ drivers, like I said join ‘em.
Get well soon joshie so we can race again.haha
Just another case of HFFA........
Andrew u still have the pics? Upload it.
Cioz. Till next time.
P.s me and Andrew are not perverts in anyway… if u guys studied where we study and taking engineering course…anyone with less the mental strength we both posses would of have just given up and swung the other way. Well I know for sure I posses the mental strength, but not that sure bout Andrew though. Be strong man.
Friday, August 18, 2006
What She Doesnt Know Will Kill U
Source:[http://www.dailycollegian.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2003/11/21/3fbd76353e7dd]November 21, 2003
You met her a few months ago, and somehow she managed to seep into your subconscious like that "Suga how you get so fly" song. Just like you have no clue who the hell sings it, you don't know why she's there. But she is, whether you like it or not. You know her cell phone, her room phone. You can dial her Aunt Doreen's house in West Springfield (where she goes to do her laundry every two weeks) faster than you can peck-out 911. But she doesn't know.
Her screenname, that generic one with her first name followed by three to five random numbers or UMass, has its own category at the top of your buddy list. Not only do you know what a "Buddy Alert" is, you've rigged your computer to play "Fat Guy in a Little Coat" from "Tommy Boy" every time her screen name changes from gray to black. Then her away message comes down, and you have a decision to make. To IM or not to IM? These are the ridiculous games that you play on a daily basis. But she doesn't know.
She's it. All right, so maybe not "it" it. Not necessarily Ms. Right, but closer to Ms. Right-up-there-with-Anna-Kournikova-and-Lizzie-McGuire-on-your-list-of-people-you'd-give-anything-to-be-stranded-with-on-a-broken-down-elevator. But it's about more than that. When is it ever about more than that? Never. Not like frilly white dress, overpriced catering, embarrassing drunk in-laws more, but closer to UMass sweatpants, two D.P. Dough Roni Zonies, a futon and a movie you have no interest in seeing more. But she doesn't know.
She's gorgeous, but gorgeous is an understatement. More like you're startled every time you see her because you notice something new in a "Where's Waldo" sort of way. More like you can't stop writing third grade run-on sentences because you can't remotely begin to describe something ... someone ... so inherently amazing. But you're a writer. You can describe anything. That's what you do: pictures to words, events to words, words to even better words. But nothing seems right. More like you're afraid that if you stare at her for too long, you'll prove your parents right: that yes, your face will stick that way. But you wouldn't mind.
You wouldn't mind that the questioning, "Hello?" on the other end makes you want to smile and throw up at the same time. You wouldn't mind worrying about what to get her for her birthday and spending $300 when you only have $17.50 and a Triple-A card to your name. You wouldn't mind that she left your TV on and the blaring infomercials wake you up at 4 a.m. ... because it gives you a chance to watch her sleep. You don't mind that you've slipped up twice when you were hammered and hinted at how you feel, but she was too drunk to remember. So she doesn't know.
Sure, she's pretty, but it's about more than that. You two connect. Anything you throw at her, she can throw right back. You figured out what's going on in that predictable head of hers in under five minutes, but something tells you her heart would take about five years.
You remember everything she's ever said to you, and when that freaks her out you blame it on your photographic memory (which is a lie, you have a 2.7 GPA). You can't remember your teaching assistant's name, and you can't remember that your Puffton rent check was due four days ago, yet you remember the middle name of the kid who tripped her in fifth grade and gave her that cute little scar on her shoulder. Maybe it's because you actually listen when she talks. When do you actually listen? Never. But she doesn't know.
But she has a boyfriend. The kid is a tool, and you are not. He has no redeeming qualities, and you have about 38, even when you're hung over. You could kick his butt, and you've never been in a fight in your life. He treats her like crap, and you would treat her like the princess she believed herself to be on Halloween in 1988.
But she loves him. He wouldn't know what he had even if she slapped him across the face and dumped him, but somehow she still loves him. And somehow she still doesn't know.
Then, out of nowhere, she slaps him across the face and dumps him. She comes to you. You've been there before, so you seem like the smartest guy on earth. She cries, but your corny half-joke, half-compliment somehow gets a smile out of her that almost makes you feel ashamed that you're the only one around who gets to witness it. It looks like you might make her realize that all guys don't deserve to have rocks thrown at them.
But nothing changes. She doesn't know. You get that library elevator feeling in your stomach that she'll never know. You get that feeling that you'll be forced to write a cheesy Collegian column about her that makes "Sleepless in Seattle" look like "Girls Gone Wild."
You go to sleep. You wake up. She doesn't know. You're not in love. You're not obsessed. You blame it on the fact that you just need to get some, but still, it's about more than that. It would just be nice if once in your life, things worked out the way you wanted them to.
So ____Hebe_______, it's about time you know*.
Now cut this out, fill in her name, and give it to her, coward. Just let me know how it works out.
Posted this earlier but dumb fark joshie had to go delete it....
Thursday, August 17, 2006
Survey Bout ma phone...
(sori coz da photos and words seems 2 be unarranged...i tried arranging but it seems like even blogspot doesnt want 2 take orders from me)
Phone model-------------------------Nokia 6680
date bought--------------------------10/08/2006
place----------------------------------Sg.wang plaza...how can i
forget dat chick
1st person 2 msg da new phone----200...free msg...not
counted ...after dat is Ragu
from 7-eleven...c ma last post for
more info
law
1 missed call-------ragu oso...
1st photo on phone---took sum gurls pic 2 test camera...not counted
not counted...its.da pig seat in a myvi parked next 2
navin's ferrari
sg.wang(no no...not Navin's ferrari...i mean a real
ferrari.)
1st time phone fall down-----chooooiiii!!!! never la...
1st song downloaded------Pantas dan garang:Apungan Tokyo
enuf la....wan 2 go study materials ady...hehehe...chow
gud luck 2 every1 who is taking materials this monday....
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Dinner in Kajang
All of us except for josh(sick) went for dinner after our CSEB lab on Monday(15th August 2006).
We were led there by our 'safe' driver aka monkim to this restaurant called Restoran Berjaya Baru. (Honestly we dunno that place existed nor do we know exactly how we got there)
That place okok la..... actually i don't have much to say bout it since it's oni a dinner....so i let the pics do the talking
So after we ordered our drinks, we sat down and right after i took out my trusty cam, the camwhoring aura suddenly striked us.
1st up is Lengchai Lau(self-proclaimed, not awarded nor recognised)
Suddenly Navin got angry and argued that the camera should oni focus on his 'lou po'.
'Pak Vin' stamping out his authority on his minions
Thankfully, Sun managed to calm him down
Girl power, nvr underestimate it
As u can see, 'Lengchai Lau' was so shocked that he spilled his drinks on himself.
He's still smiling though, I think he likes fluid being spilled onto him. =P
Ok la enuff wif the crapping, Here's our food.
From top left in clockwise direction:
1. Lemon chicken
2. Some taufu dish
3. An African fish that somehow found its way onto a dish in Kajang
4. I forgot wat this vegie called....must ask Kim or Sun
Monday, August 14, 2006
Adventure 2 find ma phone...
ok...lets start...it was thursday...10th of Ogos 2006...we all decided 2 go 2 sg.wang 2 get me a new phone...hoooo....finally la...after so long im gonna change ma phone... at 1st we thought wan 2 go at 3pm...which is after class...then we thought...wat da heck...ponteng la...so we went earlier...
we left UNITEN bout 11am...Andrew, Sun,Navin,Joshua n I started our journey 2 da west..eh..2 Sg.wang...Kim decided not 2 follow for reasons she didnt tell us...1st we went 2 low yat plaza coz Andrew and I wanted 2 withdraw money from Maybank ATM...Andrew withdraw 1st...then ma turn...wat da heck!!! i cant withdraw!!! there was sumtin wrong wif ma card...I tried in few atm's but still cant...y god y? then Andrew offered 2 lend me sum money 1st...i accepted it n we started our hunt for a phone...ur ma saviour Andrew...
we searched a few shops n finally came 2 a shop...this shop has 2 gud features...da price is low and there is a chick in da shop(Chick is defined as a hot gurl in students language)...we bargained n i accepted da offer...RM830 plus ma old nokia2600 for a nokia6680...then i told her i'll cum back after withdraw da money...then we came back...n while doing business...da gurl touched me!!! wow!!! wat a bargain...i got phone for very cheap price and got touched by da gurl...
then we went 2 Low Yat again 2 buy a 1giga memory card...our next stop was at Berjaya Times Square...Andrew,Joshua n I went 2 a specs shop 2 get maself a pair of lens while Sun and Navin went 2 date...they did sum test 2 ma eyes...They used this spec which made me look like Terminator...At about 6pm we headed back 2 UNITEN after we get sum drinks at Times Square 7-eleven... soon after we reach UNITEN joshua decided 2 go back 2 PJ while da rest of us went 2 UP10 2 yam cha...
when we get down of da car i realized dat it is so empty...then i remembered...where da fark is my phone,ma lens n ma memory card??? we left it in 7-eleven...suddenly sum parts of ma body shrinked...we straight away called 100 2 get 2 da operator coz we wanted 2 ask dat 7-eleven's num...but wad da heck...2 of our phone kong ady...coz no battery...we had 2 use Sun's phone...but we could not get through...andrew called his hse and asked his mother 2 try 2 get 2 da operator through da hse phone...after a few try his mum managed 2 get their num...but again god planned opposite of wat we wanted...no1 is picking up on da other side...then we decided 2 find other number through da net...when we nearly giv up...andrew found da num...n we called n it went through...i asked da guy whether he found any of ma things or not...and he said...jeng jeng jeng...YES...fuh...suddenly da parts dat shrinked came back 2 normal size...tank god he ended his game...
dat nite Kim volunteered 2 pick da stuffs for me...tanks a lot Kim...
dat was da adventure we had for dat day...this is da moral of da story...
Nokia 6680----RM 830
Memory Card--RM100
Contact Lens--RM60
Touched by da shop gurl--priceless
(sori...da photo was uploaded into ma heart...not for public viewing)
for everytin else there is Andrew and his...err..fark Andrew...there is his Maybank card...
Sunday, August 13, 2006
Saturday, August 12, 2006
Joshie a CArDiGGER?
the HONDA joshie drives...., it's in sperm white too,...in his dreams.
Sorry guys but i dun have the pic of the car JOshie drives when he is awake. i tried to find it in the web, but the internet wasnt invented the time his car was manufactured.........
Anyhoo, who those of u who havent fully grasp the meanin of the word CARDiGGER.. there's thi s song sung by Kan-ni-nia We-st(pronounciation in mandarin) of the same title. here's the lyrics (chorus only): ENjoy ;0
Now I aint sayin he a car digger (When I'm in Need)
But he aint messin wit no broke niggaz(She give me money)
Now I aint sayin he a car digger (When I'm in Need)
but he aint messin wit no broke niggazget
down boy go head get down (I gotta leave)
get boy go head get down (I gotta leave)
get boy go head get down (I gotta leave)
get boy go head
cioz..cheer up mate, life is full of ups and downs.. and ur full of it.
good luck with the paintball competition..may the force be wit u.
Friday, August 11, 2006
It never rains but it pours
forgive my ranting. day didn't go exactly as i hoped it would. had a good start in the morning but it just went downhill from there. what can i say. SHIT SNOWBALLS!!
anyways, sorry i couldn't meet up with you guys today. hope you guys had fun shopping.
well, tomorrow's paintball. hopefully all this bitterness can be channeled properly and eventually win us the one thousand ringgit.
see you all soon.
josh out.
Thursday, August 10, 2006
Papa Josh and Baby Jian
Amazin how Papa Josh can hold a plastic spoon, sms his wife and feed baby Jian at the same time. Multi-tasking.
This was at Sri Serdang's 'chi ma kai' (sesame chicken). It's the nearest good food u can find near uniten. Would give it 3 stars out of five. Plus another for originality. So four stars.
Ok ok .. back to father and son.
Celebraties of lunch. Why ? Check out the paparazzis....
There are at least 5 cameras in there. Spot them?
Toyota Innova
PUTRAJAYA - We saw this ......( the pictures says it all. )
What happen was this.....
What i dun understand is this ...
Why would the driver ram into the lamp post instead of the rows n rows of bushes??
How can Putrajaya's lamp post be so fragile ? Like that bird hit also can fall.
It was a fweakin' straight road, why did he lose control ?
Then again everbody would blame the day ( chinese calendar 14/07)... blackest day of all.
believe it or not.. just be careful !!
ciao.
Monday, August 07, 2006
Monkey movement
check this out. this is the movement model of the monkey on the right. damn cool.
u can click on the monkey and swing him around. try it out =)
Sunday, August 06, 2006
Squirrel Monkey
Did a review about them and compared us. Sadly, we're not very much alike.
Squirrel Monkeys are often described as one of the most peaceful primates. These little creatures are an attractive sight of Costa Rica. Their orange fur and funny faces are a great amusement for those who happen to see them.
Squirrel Monkey :
- Mamalia.
- Has little to no hair on the area around the lips and nostrils.
- Has short brightly coloured fur.
- Male Squirrel Monkeys are usually larger than females.
- An adult Squirrel Monkey weighs about 500-1000 grams.
- Feeds on insects and fruits.
- Squirrel Monkeys inhabit forests of South America.
- Live near water.
- Active in day and night.
- Squirrel monkeys are noisy and constantly on the move through the tree-tops.
- They spend less than 1% of their time on the ground.
- Average life span up to 21 years.
Compare all points to all of us:
- Mamalia.
- We've got a whole rainforest on the area around lips and nostrils.
- Naturally, we have beautiful black hair.
- One out of six looks mal-nourished. =P
- We weigh 50 times heavier.
- Burger lovers.
- Only found in Malaysia.
- Live near classes.
- Need I compare?
- Half true.
- We probably do too, just that the other 99% is spent on bed and chairs.
- Choi!! We'll definitely live another 80 years.... =P
*cheers..
Saturday, August 05, 2006
D'mongris
Finally 6 of the worlds most brightest,finest, young people (or shud i say D'mongris??) are having our very own blog..okiela..from now onwards it is all our responsible to contribute and make this blog to be on the run all the time...Hehe..so excited!!wElL tHEN..hAPPY bLOGGING TO aLL! KPP has taken off to rOx da World!
A short insight in what are we made of...We are a fusion of guys and gals tied together tightly(so dats why we get cramped up all the time..hee). We have the same wave length,so it is fate that has brought us all together.Introducing to the world,6 young aspirant who are ready to take on the world..
-Joshua
-Andrew
-Rao
-MonKim
-Sun
-Navin
Our mascot is TUPAI!!heheh...
Dun ask why??
ASk Why not!!!
We are made of Lotz of humour,sick jokes, abundant of lame-liness,laughter,laughter and more laughter..lotz of happiness, craziness, food(roti bom??), ferrary, myV!(we will forever miss dat baby)..going for movies,having fun all the time and also gettin serious when we have to...(yup,we do take things seriously when we have to!) We believe dat working hard without playing hard is juz pure waste of our precious life. We are all rocking first year degree student,and we will get tru dis together.!!So to all my fellow Kpp's, let us all do things dat will make people know who we are rather than juz wer we are from and such.Let us all be proud for who we are,coz iM dam proud to be with you ppl..coz putting all of us together..
WE rOX to The mAx!!
So fer those whu are pondering and wondering wat does D'mongris mean,dun worry,we will update on dat pretty soon..so stay tuned..!
D'mongris Navinus signing out..hehehe
*da pic L-R, Andrew,Joshua,Navin,Sun,Monkim,Rao and Pin Pin
Picture was taken in Genting on my birthday eve,All about it in my next update!
Joshie's Birthday Bash.
Earlier in the night,
Dissapointed Joshua thinking his bunch of crazy people didn't get him anything for his birthday. After a birthday treat from him .... (mamak onli)... =P
Us : 'time to give you your present la...'
Josh: ' hah ! know u all love me and won't forget my present !!'
And TA DA....
Joshua, The Pacifier..
Josh : ' Okay...'
Josh at heart : ' Wtf.... A Pacifier. Where is my pink jersey?!?! '
Us : ' Celebration done.. let's go home. =)'
Next stop 'Putrajaya Bridge'.
Started of with the mango birthday cake with 'MACHA, BE A MAN!' written on it. And also the 2nd birthday present, a pink-T which shouts 'I LOVE FRESHMAN GIRLS'.
lol. think we going to give u all the presents and let u go so easily a ??
Highlight of the night : Flour and Eggs. 4 vs 1.
Don't know how to add videos to show what happened but somehow it ended somethin like this :
Hell of a night. I had fun. Hope u guys did too. =) Oh yah, the long awaited birthday present was given later that night - a pair of cycling gloves. Too bad no picture.
Other candid shots:
The Accident.The Gay version of 'Titanic'.
Andrew and the Tiang.
*No hard feelings aightz guys?? Everythin's from the heart of my bottom. chaoz..
Malakoff Duathlon 30-6-2006
was a wonderful sunday morning. sun was shining brightly, and navin, sun, kim, ping, and foon yee were all there to cheer us on. even had a small banner which said, something that shouldnt be mentioned for fear of sheer embarassment. no offense navin. =p
rao did pretty well for his first time. i could have done better if not for the really bad cramps. want to thank you guys for being there to cheer us on. if you guys were not around, i wouldn't have even bothered finishing the race. but my bloody male ego wouldn't let myself be embarassed in front of all my friends. haha.