in boredom and out of sanity...

as usual i am bored...about the out of sanity part...well i spent an hour and a half solving one mechanics of materials question...an hour and a half!!! just for one question...stupid assignment...the debating about how it should be and the long hours spent doing it (okay maybe not long hours...but it was long considering it was only one question) made me lose my sanity...

so anyways...due to "mr/mrs help" over in the chatterbox...i wondered how he/she fond our blog...and i google-ed uniten...and guess what...our blog is on the 7th page of the search results (if you don't believe me go google for yourself to see)...hehehe...i'd say we're doing quite well...hehe....

one more thing i found while google-ing uniten was this website...
UNITEN is lovers paradise???? maybe "mr. lim lao peh" forgot to add "for gays" to finish that sentence...

My thoughts on that post:

1. romantic d'tasik?? night view of the lake?? --> all you'll get is to see the big mosque next to the lake...i don't think that sight is a very romantic one...

2. water along coe to admin --> most of the time the water literally looks like crap...the only time it is clean is within a time period of one week after they've cleaned it...

3. i didn't know bn aquarium got starfish...lol..."mr. lim lao peh" sure is pretty free to notice that...

4. bm gents toilet has flowers??? i never knew that either...hrmz...tomorrow must got check...go "pau" and give some chick...oh wait...more like give some other guy...hehe...

5. coe food --> sucky food...prices getting higher...

okay maybe i'm exaggerating...somebody correct me please...
must ask mr. han han if uniten is a good place to pak toh...

p/s: to mr/mrs help...uniten might not be as bad as it seems...it might be better, but at the same time it might be worse...=p...

Some Political Jokes =) enjoy~

(1) Barisan has announced that its new national symbol is the Condom, because it accurately reflects the government stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives us a sense of security while we're actually being screwed!

(2) Pak Lah and Samy Vellu were in a helicopter looking down Kuala Lumpur. Pak Lah said, "Samy, if I throw two RM100 notes down, two people will be happy."Not wanting to be outdone, Samy said,"If I throw 200 RM1 notes, 200 people will behappy."The pilot heard the conversation and said, "If I throw the two of you down, 27 million Malaysians will be happy."

(3) Three guys were arguing as to what race Adam and Eve were. The Malay guy said they must be Malay as they are so good looking. The Chinese guy said that they must be Chinese as they are so calm even with a snake. The Indian guy said that they must be Malaysian-Indian as they have no shelter, noclothes, no money, share one apple, advised by a snake who told them that they are living in paradise!

(4) Pak Lah, Najib, Shahrizat and Anwar were sitting in a KTM train heading up to Penang for campaigning. Near Ipoh, the train goes through atunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Shahrizat and Pak Lah are sitting there looking perplexed. Najib is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything. Pak Lah is thinking: "These guys areall crazy after Shahrizat. Najib must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."Shahrizat is thinking: "Najib must have moved to kiss me, but kissed Pak Lah instead and got slapped. "Najib is thinking: "Damn it, Pak Lah must have tried to kiss Shahrizat, she thought it was me and slapped me instead. "Anwar is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Najib again."

(5) Barisan wins the election. To celebrate, they decide to send more angkasawan to space. Najib calls together a group of Umnoputracosmonauts. Saudara saudara sekalian, we successfully sent our man Muzaffar to space using tax payers' money the last time. Since we have more than enough tax payers' money, the Cabinet has decided that you will all now fly to the sun. But Datuk, we will be burnt to crisp. Jangan takut, the Barisan government has thought of everything ... you will fly at night!

a bid farewell V2.0

nick ur attempt to move sue lin with ur "touching" post was a bit of erm.. of a failure..didnt managed to touched any part of her at all expect maybe her fury... hahaha..was talking to her just now and she was still complaining about it.. haha. So i take my chances and write one. Sue lin when i heard that you were leaving for aussie, i was REALLY sad. Cause i was just starting to get to know you, eventhough we met bout a year ago, we never kept in contact until very recently. i was really hoping to meet u again in person but the never really had the chance.. maybe it was just fate.. sue lin really brighten up my nights.. online.. i mentioned this before.. haha. she's just different from other girls in a good way. she's very easy to talk to hence ms.talkative and not to mention pleasing on the eyes.. so basically all SUE LIN want US to say is SUE LIN WE LOVE U DONT LEAVE USSSSSSSSSSS and WE'RE BETTER THAN AUSSIE GUAI LOU! HAHA..And all i want to say is the day u left for aussie a part of me left too.. which part i'm not sure.. but there was a part.. haha... I owe u a hug will give it to u when u come back..haha.. FROM ALL OF US IN ABUNCHOFSINGLEDESPERATEHORNYBUTSENSENSITIVEGUYS COME BACK TO US SOON!!!

a bid farewell...

here i am sadly sitting alone, back after a few racks of pool with my ex-schoolmates; which was pretty hilarious. however, now i find myself sitting here alone and i was just thinking, well after all the late nights chatting with slin, i guess it's only fair if we bid a farewell to her. to those of us single, desperate, horny but sensitive guys who have been chatting with her, even in the shout box (which i think you guys were so darn free to do so) i think she would have brought laughter, if not even a slight smile on our face.

so this is our grand farewell to you, slin. well till you're back in beautiful malaysia (well maybe i'm exaggerating bout the beautiful part) but anyways till then. all the best in aussie, work hard & play hard, take care, and remember to NOT forget us.

THIS IS NOT CHAPTER 2 NOR EVEN 1.5

this is something i do when i have free time...or when all of my friends were downstairs drinking and i am the only one not..

CHAPTER 1

Justin has just woke up abruptly from a beautiful dream. He sat on his single bed, trying to recall what that beautiful dream was. In his subconscious world, he has a sports car, a big and spacious house, a pet dog named Tinkerbell, and most important of all a beautiful girl friend with a figure to die for whom he share his king sized bed with. But then a loud banging sound and the sound of the fire cracker woke him up rudely from his slumber, pulling him back to the reality. the REALITY : assigments, projects, tutorials, no girl friends, and...and....and uniten..Ahhhhh he screamed in his head, apparently caused by the burden of all stated above. The worst thing of all it was the first day of chinese new year. I am going to lose the bet, he thought to himself...Shyt...shyt...

Where and how am i going to find a girl friend to show D**h*n and R*g*r BEFORE chinese new year (CNY), he pondered further, going deeper into his thoughts. Apparently Justin was foolish enough to bet with 2 evil person that he is capable to somehow search for a girlfriend before the CNY, which is mission imposible >.< . He is no Tom Cruise and doesnt have a japanese daughter named, Suri.....Looks like i am have no other choice but to "belanja" Dim Sum buffet, which of course was a much better option considering that intially the bet was for a dinner in TGIF..phew......close call...

Actually, Justin was smart enough to device a great plan i.e. to ask a girl to pretend to be his girlfriend. That plan, he thought was good enough to fool the evil duo but they, not short of ideas, counter back by saying they will need to perform a few tests to prove the relationship is real. Justin, being such a nice person, couldn't stand a girl being humiliated like that and therefore aborted the plan. All this problems urged him to open his pc and write all about it to post it in his
friend's blog, hoping that by doing this, it can help to calm him down. He posted chapter 1 and crossed his fingers and hope that he do not have to write chapter 2. No offence, but who would want to write in this blog forever...

PS: this story is purely fictional and justin does actually have a girlfriend.....yeah rite....

how to seduce women

It's a new year but still the same old problem.... still very much abunchofsingledesperatehornybutsensitiveguys just realized how freakin long that was... so i hope you guys can pick up a thing or two from this video and get some chicks... as for me it's alright.. i'm fine the way i are... haha