gong xi fa cai everyone!

this is joshua reporting in from penang.

hehe. may you all have a wonderful chinese new year. blessed with lots of red packets of course. hehe

the journey here was torture. everyone decided to go in the middle of the night to beat the jam the next day. thus creating a jam at 1 in themorning.madness. we reached here only at 8in the morning.

anyways, if any of you want dvds or anything u think i can get from penang,, just drop me a line and let me know. i'll try to get them. hehe.

once again.
GONG XI FA CAI!

cheers

questions that need answers

1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
3. Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass?
5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic’?
6. If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
7. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
8. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
9. Why does mineral water that ‘has trickled through mountains for centuries’ have a ‘use by’ date?
10. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
11. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
12. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out’?
13. What do people in China call their good plates?
14. If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
15. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
16. Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
17. What do you call male ballerinas?
18. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
19. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
20. Why is a person that handles your money called a ‘Broker’?
21. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
22. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from?
23. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him,is he still wrong?
24. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
25. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
26. Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it’s in your ass?
27. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

p/s: i did not write this. i just found it somewhere and thought it was funny. hehe

enjoy
cheers

Some wounds....

"The world is full of unexpected twist and turns,
just when you got lay the of the land,
the ground underneath you crumple and shatter,
and knocks you off your feet,
if your lucky you'll end up with nothing more than a flesh wound,
something a bandage will cover,
but some wounds are deeper than they first appear,
and require more than a quick fix,
with some wounds you'll have to rip off the bandage,
let them breathe and give them time to heal....."- Grey's Anatomy.

here a another food for thought..

"feelings are like ur mother's breast, you know where they are but it's better left untouched"

ciao.

How To Shower: Men vs Women

Haha educational yet funny video bout how men and women shower

all i have to say is I do the shampoo mohawk as well
but I DON'T do the 'woo woo' thing (u'll know when u watch the video)
hehe enjoy

more often than not...

the thing that you are looking high and low for is right there in front of you. and it took me ages to figure that out. well, i can say now that i've realised what it is that i wanted, and i will hold on to it like there is no tomorow. hehe.

today, i found out the joy of retail therapy. i can say, IT WORKS!! now i know why women enjoy it so much. the joy you experience when you find that something that complements you perfectly. hehe. something that makes you look good, and feel good as well. haha. don't i sound gay?

well, i went shopping today. and by golly it was fun. the company i had was even better =p haha. one pair of black pants, one pair of jeans, one long sleeve shirt, and one polo tee. gosh. total damage? that's for me to know and for you to find out. hehe. in a nutshell, it burnt a huge gaping hole my pocket =p but it was well worth it. =)

one thing that cheesed me off today, not only today, but one thing that cheeses me off, is when someone says something, and doesnt bother doing it. i mean, whats the point of saying it in the first place? for courtesy's sake? well, if it was just for courtesy's sake and not sincere, then why bother? well, some of you may say, heck, u do the same thing also. what goes around comes around. haha. so i guess i can't be complaining too much about that. hehe.

things just took a turn for the better today and i can't help feeling this happy. haha. and i HAD to share it with whoever it is that reads this blog. haha.

till the next one,
cheers
josh

just when you thought......

that it would never happen. that it was going to stay that way. life turns around and surprises you. people are willing to put aside their pride. and it takes a really big person to do that. and i wanna say thank you.

thank you for being the better person.

anyways, things have started to look a little better already. hopefully it will build on from this. and i'm crossing my fingers, that nothing like this happens again. it was painful. and it affected me ALOT!

for whoever it is that actually reads this, and wondering what i am talking about, dont bother. i just have waaaaaaay too much time on my hands. hehe.

till my next rant,

cheers
josh