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It's a new year but still the same old problem.... still very much abunchofsingledesperatehornybutsensitiveguys just realized how freakin long that was... so i hope you guys can pick up a thing or two from this video and get some chicks... as for me it's alright.. i'm fine the way i are... haha

Pride of uniten?

as drew and i were sitting lifelessly in the computer lab, guess what i found?
something to be proud of uniten...FINALLY...
Universiti Tenaga Nasional is ranked number 2802 in the world...
and we're ranked higher than Monash University Malaysia and University of Nottingham in Malaysia...

i know you people will be like no way...i want the proof...well check the website out yourself...


*ps slin...now there's a solid reason for you to switch to uniten...=p...

LOL? Definition of sex to children

tis is wat i got from forwarded email recently... juz wana share the laughter here... interesting huh? xD

Single, Desperate, Horny But Sensitive? hmmm...

Hi guys... thanks to "nth better to do" for the invitation for me to be a contributor here... so long neva involve myself in blogging ady... it's been more than half a year ady i neva update my blog(frenster blog) ... but dun worry, i'll try my best to contribute here :D...

so basically we noe the root of all our problems.. only one word, "UNITEN" haha... sometimes i wonder y la i enrolled to this desert? is tis a fate that all of us can noe n get along with each other in a gang? hmmm... no one noes... haha

last time i used remember wat my sis told me "dun worry la beng, after enter uni sure can get gf one la, got alot for u to choose leh" =.= that phrase really gave me extremely high hopes to find someone suitable when i go to uni...
due to that, i was dreaming of meeting alot and alot of pretty gals here...unfortunately things didnt happen as how i wanted them to be... when i first stepped my foot in uniten during the registration... "y so many 'batangs' leh? where had all the gals gone?!" wat i saw that time was just one or two girls there... sighz... wat to do? we at UNITEN ma..

so my advice to those(especially) guys who just finished their spm n stpm now is to check out the population of students(gals) that are in their uni so that they wont suffer like wat we experienced here in UNITEN...

eventhough UNITEN is such a dry place... some guys stil manage to find some gals here to be with...how lucky ar they rite? some choose to go outside for hunting gals while some choose to find someone suitable from uniten n also thru IMs.. so hard wana find one.. i wonder y... hope tis coming x'mas santa wil give me a hot n sexy gf for tis coming x'mas... thanks in advance to santa! =)

other than that, seems like got someone went on a date justnow n if he succeed according to the plan, think most likely he'll be leaving "abunchofsingledesperatehornybutsensitive" anyway hope to hear goodnews from our fren andrew.. xD

i guess that'a all for my 1st post...

peace!

-beng-

lookie what i found, thought i losted it... the memories

watch as drew attempts a deaths defying jump......



i'm sad to announce that we might be losing a member of our very exclusive club today ... if everthing goes according to plan, even took my advice to no black tie (can t go wrong there, right?), he might not be single anymore.... just depesrate and horny but sensitive.. hahaha.. BEST OF LUCK.

New Toys

All of us went out and pleased ourselves by getting new toys. Our single, desperate, horny buy sensitive attitudes need to be satisfied every now and then by material stuff due to us being single. Well here it goes.

ntg better to do's toy:
Brand new set of tweeters for his car. Only one word for him, "AUDIOPHILE"


The specification of the tweeters:


-J-'s toy:
A brand new CPU. How i wish i had a brand new CPU. It's running the Intel Core 2 Duo E4400 2.2GHz but overclocked by AnTaRu to 2.66GHz if I'm not mistaken with the Gigabyte P35 DS3 motherboard, 2x1Gb DDR2 667 MHz Corsair Value Ram (too bad no budget for Crucial Ballistix Tracer), Western Digital 320Gb HDD, Sapphire ATI 3850 graphics card; all thrown into the Cooler Master Centurion 5 Casing with a 390Watt power supply. Oh yeah, not forgetting his LG DVD-RW. I want his mother board and processor; anybody want to get me Christmas presents?

The speakers, mouse and monitor he stole from AnTaRu due to no budget.

ºah benG®º's toy:
A brand new Lexmark X1270, a 3 in 1 printer bought from PIKOM PC FAIR Dec 2007. If you find yourselves bored go to http://forum.lowyat.net and check out the photo gallery for the PIKOM PC FAIR Dec 2007. Trust me it's worth it. Well it's worth it for guys.


My toy; well toys actually:
Bought myself a 2nd hand Dopod 818 pro (too bad i don't have the money to get a HTC Touch, it's awesome). It runs The TI OMAP850 processor at 195 Mhz, 64MB RAM, 128MB ROM, with a 2Mpixel camera, wifi (802.11b/g), the only bad thing is that in runs Windows Mobile 5.0.
A Jabra Bluetooth hands free. It looks damn awesome on me =p. Can go around posing with it. Was at 1 Utama just now wearing it the whole time. People seem to actually "layan" me when i go into the expensive shops. It's amazing how people treat you when they think you are rich.

Lousy picture quality due to the camera of my OLD Motoroala E398. It just has a VGA camera.

Last of my toys, shared with my sis to buy a new Aztech Wireless Router for my house. I can go online anywhere in my house. I was a like fool walking from one room to another with my new Dopod checking the wifi strength.


I saved the best for last,
AnTaru's toy, a chick.
No, no, not this kind of chick.

This kind:


Lucky guy. But we're all happy for him. If only we were all as lucky as him.
Congrats Drew.

a milestone

100 posts. and it has only been what? a year? haha. it is a REALLY big achievement for us i guess. hehe. try as i might, i can never come up with the nonsense that saggy writes. but it sure as hell is entertaining.

at this very moment, i am speaking to the one person that i never thought i would speak to again in my lifetime. dont know what got into me. i never thought i'd say this, but it feels kinda liberating. its like facing your worse fears and realising it wasnt so scary to begin with. cant say that i am over what happened, but hey, its the first step, albeit a small one, in the right direction no?

i feel like i am growing up. i dont think i, to quote saggy, do a "josh" quite so often anymore. and i try to keep my anger in check most of the time. after that little outburst with skinny dude in the car, i realised that if this kept going on, i would end up losing most of my friends. haha. and god knows what i will do when i'm all alone. haha. once again skinny dude, i'm SORRY.

in response to the new direction that saggy has given the blog, which i incidentally agreed to, i dont think calling ourselves a bunch of single desperate horny but sensitive guys will do us any good. it sure as heck is funny though. haha. but if we are really gonna stick to it, then we will need something that represents us well.

this!


waddya think? appropriate? :P

p/s: saggy, i dont think you should have told people about no black tie. now the chicks will know what we are up to when we mention the place. how la? haha

till the next post,
josh