Pride of uniten?

as drew and i were sitting lifelessly in the computer lab, guess what i found?
something to be proud of uniten...FINALLY...
Universiti Tenaga Nasional is ranked number 2802 in the world...
and we're ranked higher than Monash University Malaysia and University of Nottingham in Malaysia...

i know you people will be like no way...i want the proof...well check the website out yourself...


*ps slin...now there's a solid reason for you to switch to uniten...=p...

LOL? Definition of sex to children

tis is wat i got from forwarded email recently... juz wana share the laughter here... interesting huh? xD

Single, Desperate, Horny But Sensitive? hmmm...

Hi guys... thanks to "nth better to do" for the invitation for me to be a contributor here... so long neva involve myself in blogging ady... it's been more than half a year ady i neva update my blog(frenster blog) ... but dun worry, i'll try my best to contribute here :D...

so basically we noe the root of all our problems.. only one word, "UNITEN" haha... sometimes i wonder y la i enrolled to this desert? is tis a fate that all of us can noe n get along with each other in a gang? hmmm... no one noes... haha

last time i used remember wat my sis told me "dun worry la beng, after enter uni sure can get gf one la, got alot for u to choose leh" =.= that phrase really gave me extremely high hopes to find someone suitable when i go to uni...
due to that, i was dreaming of meeting alot and alot of pretty gals here...unfortunately things didnt happen as how i wanted them to be... when i first stepped my foot in uniten during the registration... "y so many 'batangs' leh? where had all the gals gone?!" wat i saw that time was just one or two girls there... sighz... wat to do? we at UNITEN ma..

so my advice to those(especially) guys who just finished their spm n stpm now is to check out the population of students(gals) that are in their uni so that they wont suffer like wat we experienced here in UNITEN...

eventhough UNITEN is such a dry place... some guys stil manage to find some gals here to be with...how lucky ar they rite? some choose to go outside for hunting gals while some choose to find someone suitable from uniten n also thru IMs.. so hard wana find one.. i wonder y... hope tis coming x'mas santa wil give me a hot n sexy gf for tis coming x'mas... thanks in advance to santa! =)

other than that, seems like got someone went on a date justnow n if he succeed according to the plan, think most likely he'll be leaving "abunchofsingledesperatehornybutsensitive" anyway hope to hear goodnews from our fren andrew.. xD

i guess that'a all for my 1st post...

peace!

-beng-

lookie what i found, thought i losted it... the memories

watch as drew attempts a deaths defying jump......



i'm sad to announce that we might be losing a member of our very exclusive club today ... if everthing goes according to plan, even took my advice to no black tie (can t go wrong there, right?), he might not be single anymore.... just depesrate and horny but sensitive.. hahaha.. BEST OF LUCK.

New Toys

All of us went out and pleased ourselves by getting new toys. Our single, desperate, horny buy sensitive attitudes need to be satisfied every now and then by material stuff due to us being single. Well here it goes.

ntg better to do's toy:
Brand new set of tweeters for his car. Only one word for him, "AUDIOPHILE"


The specification of the tweeters:


-J-'s toy:
A brand new CPU. How i wish i had a brand new CPU. It's running the Intel Core 2 Duo E4400 2.2GHz but overclocked by AnTaRu to 2.66GHz if I'm not mistaken with the Gigabyte P35 DS3 motherboard, 2x1Gb DDR2 667 MHz Corsair Value Ram (too bad no budget for Crucial Ballistix Tracer), Western Digital 320Gb HDD, Sapphire ATI 3850 graphics card; all thrown into the Cooler Master Centurion 5 Casing with a 390Watt power supply. Oh yeah, not forgetting his LG DVD-RW. I want his mother board and processor; anybody want to get me Christmas presents?

The speakers, mouse and monitor he stole from AnTaRu due to no budget.

ºah benG®º's toy:
A brand new Lexmark X1270, a 3 in 1 printer bought from PIKOM PC FAIR Dec 2007. If you find yourselves bored go to http://forum.lowyat.net and check out the photo gallery for the PIKOM PC FAIR Dec 2007. Trust me it's worth it. Well it's worth it for guys.


My toy; well toys actually:
Bought myself a 2nd hand Dopod 818 pro (too bad i don't have the money to get a HTC Touch, it's awesome). It runs The TI OMAP850 processor at 195 Mhz, 64MB RAM, 128MB ROM, with a 2Mpixel camera, wifi (802.11b/g), the only bad thing is that in runs Windows Mobile 5.0.
A Jabra Bluetooth hands free. It looks damn awesome on me =p. Can go around posing with it. Was at 1 Utama just now wearing it the whole time. People seem to actually "layan" me when i go into the expensive shops. It's amazing how people treat you when they think you are rich.

Lousy picture quality due to the camera of my OLD Motoroala E398. It just has a VGA camera.

Last of my toys, shared with my sis to buy a new Aztech Wireless Router for my house. I can go online anywhere in my house. I was a like fool walking from one room to another with my new Dopod checking the wifi strength.


I saved the best for last,
AnTaru's toy, a chick.
No, no, not this kind of chick.

This kind:


Lucky guy. But we're all happy for him. If only we were all as lucky as him.
Congrats Drew.

a milestone

100 posts. and it has only been what? a year? haha. it is a REALLY big achievement for us i guess. hehe. try as i might, i can never come up with the nonsense that saggy writes. but it sure as hell is entertaining.

at this very moment, i am speaking to the one person that i never thought i would speak to again in my lifetime. dont know what got into me. i never thought i'd say this, but it feels kinda liberating. its like facing your worse fears and realising it wasnt so scary to begin with. cant say that i am over what happened, but hey, its the first step, albeit a small one, in the right direction no?

i feel like i am growing up. i dont think i, to quote saggy, do a "josh" quite so often anymore. and i try to keep my anger in check most of the time. after that little outburst with skinny dude in the car, i realised that if this kept going on, i would end up losing most of my friends. haha. and god knows what i will do when i'm all alone. haha. once again skinny dude, i'm SORRY.

in response to the new direction that saggy has given the blog, which i incidentally agreed to, i dont think calling ourselves a bunch of single desperate horny but sensitive guys will do us any good. it sure as heck is funny though. haha. but if we are really gonna stick to it, then we will need something that represents us well.

this!


waddya think? appropriate? :P

p/s: saggy, i dont think you should have told people about no black tie. now the chicks will know what we are up to when we mention the place. how la? haha

till the next post,
josh

Ladies night...

It Thursday night, ladies night for some of the hottest clubs in K.L. So you would think that 3 of the 4 single, desperate, horny but sensitive guys would be heading straight to one of these clubs…. U think dead wrong. Instead josh insisted that we go to a jazz club. I was like “WTF, ur going for middle age women is it?” Nick’s sis suggested that we go to this place called No Black Tie. But the place was hard to find so we went to this other place only to find out that they decided to change their theme, there was not only no live performance but the so called jazzaraunt was playing techno…. Plus it was empty. So we decided to hit heritage road. As we we’re circling around we found the road leading to No Black Tie, one road lead to another and there we were. There was a Rm 30 cover charge which includes a free drink. Nick had red wine, Josh had white wine and I had the best bang for bucks ……..a cup of sprite. Inside No Black Tie, the décor was simple yet very elegant. It had this really romantic setting to it, candle lit tables…coupled with really really good live music would melt any girl’s heart. So I strongly recommend that u guys to bring ur future girlfriends there.. It was a really good experience. The band that played that night consists of this guy who plays or played for STEVIE WONDER, Mambai was playing also. The music was simply amazing, have to experience it for yourself. Plus we had an excellent host who entertained us with many stories about himself a tad too much about himself maybe… and among other things plus he even help us buy playing cards and cigarettes. Very good service.. In the end it was worth every penny… It would easily would have been the most romantic night to date if wasn’t for that fact I was there with these 2 other dudes. Haiz.. haha. I would definitely go back there again but this time not with guys I hope.

A new direction

We decided to head into a different direction with our blog… let face it our old blog wasn’t heading anywhere. We gave it our best shot but in the end it was only worth a mere thousand something bucks. So this is what we came up with. Hopefully it’ll be better this time. But to the old bloggers, you are still very much welcome to post whatever you want it is still our blog but with a slightly different title. So as the title suggests we are four single, desperate, horny but sensitive guys. A million questions might be popping in your head as to why we would call ourselves that. This can be easily answered with the 5 w’s and 1 h.

1. Why we ended up like this? Ans. Uniten
2. What made us like this? Ans. Uniten
3. When we became like this? Ans. Since we enrolled in Uniten
4. Where? Ans. Uniten
5. Who? Ans. It not who’s there but rather who’s not there…. Chicks( except for those three of course… hahaha)
6. How we ended up like this? Ans. Uniten

I think it only fitting that I should write about the type of girls that we are looking for… you never know some chick might be reading this and say “Hey, I fit the bill and I shall leave my contacts on blog so he’ll call me and we can hook up”. You never know…. So here’s our M.O. I ’m going to start with me…

Jian: likes cute girls, dun have to be innocent but pls no ah lian
Nick: likes cute and innocent plus sweet looking girls
Drew: likes half ball.. in fact he has a motto forget the …………..
Josh: likes girls that can speak and write perfect english

As you can see we kinda like different types of girls but we all agree that it’s the personality it where it matters the most.
And I can stress this important point enough.. if u think fit the bill please leave a message or something. Our ppl will call ur ppl..PROMISE.

Here I would like to welcome our newest blogger NICK. Hope that that won’t be the first and last post from u.

Single, Desperate, Horny but sensitive...

new blog title...
and new contributer too...



well, this is what "Single, Desperate, Horny but sensitive" people look like...