reminiscing

reading back my older posts.. i came to realize that i'm pretty good blogger. That shit i post is actually quite hilarious and worth the read.. hell i crack myself up reading my post. i feel i'm quite up there with kennysia.. haha. but sadly of late i realized that i totally lost my sense of humor. i think it's because i'm hanging out with too many emo ppl. it does take it's toll on u, and the once funny man i was aint so funny anymore.. the ability to bring out the laughter in someone it's actually quite rewarding.. but i lost it, i'm not funny anymore.

P.s. "tired going home to sleep" it;s alot "funner" than it sounds...

Clearing the air...

What happend in luna bar was alcohol doing it's magic.. hahah. And for the record i didnt chase them away..i was really grateful that at least one of them took the time to entertain me, there was 6 or 7 of them and one little asian guy because the other asian guys checked their pair at the door... haha. I cant rmb her name, it was really long.. haha. As we were talking she asked how's beach club, i said it's pretty wild and that they should go cause they would be leaving for australia on mon. That the real reason they left.. haha. And the aussie accent of hers was pretty thick i couldnt understand what she was saying half the time...hell she might of invited me up to her room and i would have not understood what she said.. Maybe that's why they left, she felt hurt cause i rejected her advances...hhaha..

And what this shit with emo pictures and me? i'm not emo.. haha. Nick u have the wrong guy, i'm not going to mentions names but u and i know who were talking about.

i'm going to end this by saying we cant always have what we want, that's just life, but it doesnt mean we should stop trying for it.

love...awwwwww...

I came across this picture which I think best describes most of us...haha...or maybe just saggy...=p...sorry saggy...


in love and lonely by ~Hoeg on deviantART

**special announcemnet

As the oldest member of this sad blog, i have been given the honor to kick BENG out of our blog... reason being he is no longer considered to be one us.. he did something which nick, josh and drew couldn't.. wth me included.. haha.. And found chick.. we wish him all the best...

AND WE WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME OUR NEWEST MEMBER.. A BONAFIDE CLUBBER.. ROGER..

the official emo wallpaper

darn it, i seem to be too free. anyways i found the official emo wallpaper. don't ask me why. no, i'm not emoing but i guess just for the fun of it.


*image obtained from www.deviantart.com

the perfect wallpaper for saggy

as usual being lazy as f*ck i'm sitting in front of my com instead of studying for finals tomorrow. but anyways, here i am sitting finding desktop wallpapers and i found one just for saggy. well more like for us emo lonely ppl. haha.


*image taken from www.deviantart.com

saggy gets his title stripped

last night we went for the iem charity dinner...which had crappy food but we compensated it with drinks later on...anyways there wasn't anything interesting about dinner but while having drinks later on...hrm hrm hrm...

so we decided to head over to luna bar after dinner...if only we had more chicks with us...sighs...haha...so yewah while were just chilling drinking suddenly i see saggy walking over to this table of ang mor chicks...i think he was trying to show that being the oldest of us all he needed to teach us how to pick up chicks...haha...i was thinking to myself "seriously?"...and there saggy went trying to impress the chicks with his american accent...he really had it going until they said they were going over to beach club...haha...i personally think saggy scared them away...haha...but anyways...saggy's title of chicken was stripped off...any takers for the next chicken? haha...

emoness

after 3 days of being almost sleepless which somehow didn't feel too bad, reality hits in...wtf? *sorry for my language kids*...but seriously wtf? is it just me? the emoness just sinks in...yeah the emoness not the tiredness...there must be something wrong with me...with much need of sleep all of a sudden this wave of emoness hits me...and so here i am writing c*ck while i should be sleeping nicely on my bed..dreaming of some paradise with chicks all over unlike the God forsaken uniten...sighs dreams dreams...if only they came true...i think im mixing around tooo many emo ppl...when i was young i was never this emo...saggy im sure you get the hint...=p...

after much research and studies on how to solve this emoness problem, one question still remains, "are chicks getting extinct?"..or wait maybe its "brain drain" but in a different kind of sense where about 90% of the chicks aren't in malaysia anymore? they seem to be flying off here and there...ironically, numbers somehow show that there are supposedly more girls than guys in malaysia...how can this be? i think some *ss wanted to make malaysia sound like a better place...

so anyways, back to where i am now...im sitting here all emo while chatting with saggy trying to solve this emoness problem but it ain't working...oh yeah i was telling saggy my theory about my botakness...ever since i went botak i seem to be single...haha...what do y'all think?

and one more thing anybody willing to help me solve my emoness problem of being alone...haha...btw for those of y'all who didn't know this is for chicks to answer...although im studying in uniten but i ain't a saiful decendent...and now time to hit the haysack...

Epiphany?

Been asking myself WHY for the longest time, asked by many before me and going to be ask by many after me..
like the others before me, i've been very clueless, lost and without an answer for the longest time..
UNTIL today... EPIPHANY!!!

All those sleepless night finally ends with someones' pm...
as i was reading it i could have sworn i saw the clouds break away and a ray of light shinning through hitting my tear soaked face. After reading it i broke into a song and dance, and out of nowhere abunchofsingledesperatehornybutsensitive indian dudes appear from nowhere and started dancing and rolling about while i was playing a game of peek-a-boo behind a tree with this indian chick..

"you like her not because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you like her"

Makes sense to you? for some reason it did to me the first time i read it.. it even spoke to me, but then after reading it a few more times.. i'm left asking myself WTF..

All those before me, let say we have a discussion group, every Tuesday night say eight-ish? refreshments will be served..

mindless ramblings of an old dude

It been a good 7 months since i posted anything.. time surely flies doesn't it? Especially when ur doing cock.. i really dunno why i stop posting, i think I'm just freakin lazy..i have a lot things i would to write about mostly crap but still things i would like ppl to read about... things i would nvr tell them face to face.. i write between the lines so technically i'm not telling it to their face in writing also.. haha.. it just like if u have nothing good to say dun say it at all..but it not only bad things i wanna say. i think the best way to put it is unspeakable things...it's kinda like when u want to shit really badly and ur your stomach hurts so bad u feel like ur going into labour, the moment u pull down ur underwear/boxers/g-string and the shit starts coming. At that exact moment, the feeling...i cant describe it, u have experience it to know the feeling but i would say second fiddle to an orgasm? haha. Blogging for me it just for the release.. no pun intended.

So a little update on what went on for the past 7 months.. NOTHING MUCH.. had one of the worst semester..i wanna farking scratch the grade into the mofo's car.. see how he feels. Some say i deserved it.. maybe i did but i feel u deserved it too cause u didnt do that better than me but somehow ur grades were better me... life's unfair, live with it right?

Then came the long awaited 3 months holiday.. i generally dun like long holidays much, i cant be not doing anything u know sleep and eat.. but the with the 3 months i could at least work.. went back to telemarketing the one job i swore i would never take up again. but when u need money... the working environment was ok ,no stress no sales targets to hit, worked under a really great team leader and cant remember the last time i was early for work.. there female outnumbered the males, so it was a good change, felt good too.. got to meet of new people and friends. Being a telemarketer is no easy feat especially if ur working for astro.. these ppl think i freakin own astro that want me to change this and that..Put another satellite up they would tell me. You learn to control ur emotions better too, having a mother farking cb cuss at u and not being able to cuss back it like ARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!! but after a while u get used it.. haha. But there are other weird moments like when this dude started asking for my name and age.. i was like fark this gay dude is hitting on me.. but then it turned out that he had a job to offer me a Rm20,000 per month job.. he wanted my number so he could "contact" me.. yeah i was right the gay dude was trying to hit on me.. i was like "erm, i have ur number here, I'll call u.." Then there was this aunty whom i talked to for almost an hour with, the poor thing she was just so lonely.. telling me how her sons and daughters were all away studying..

Then there was the hk trip, which was very much needed.. hk is great, very systematic and clean but surprisingly very few chicks or i was just looking at wrong places..i was on a psp deep red hunt in hk.. went to all the sonystyle in hong kong only to find it sold out in every shop.. anyways i find hk to be very hectic they're lifestyle where everyone lives in sardin cans, i wouldnt live there.. but shen zhen that a different story, there the girls outnumber guys 6 to 1 according to my cute tour guide and shen zhen girls are not that bad looking, tall, fair and developed.. they speak Cantonese just like the honkies so u dun have to put up with annoying deep china mandarin accent. Something really funny happened before the trip, happened in the lcct, was lining up to enter customs... when this chick came up to me and said "Leng Chai, then in annoying deep china mandarin accent ask me to help her to carry her bag" i was like damn she is hot, i checked her out earlier before and now having her stand in front of me and talking to me i was kinda stunned, it happened so fast, before i could say anything my dad was like "no, sorry cant help u carry that"..haha.. Hong kong trip was great. So basically that was what happened for the 3 months..

Before the holidays i told myself that i had to get these 4 things done.. only manage to get 3 of them done. The fourth one is elusive little bugger, the plan was to get at least a girl pal, not even a girlfriend..someone u can basically hang out without the emotion.. if the word fubu pops in ur head u couldnt be more wronger haha.. it like having a buddy but a female version to get a different perspective on things. Was talking to su lin the other day.. and she asked how was i ever going to get a chick if all i said was "haha" on msn.. haha. i dun talk much in real life, so that why i like girls who talks alot not bitch alot.. fine line, but i can hold a my end of the conversation and i'm a pretty good listener, girls dig that i heard.. haha. then she suggested that i hang out more with gayish people, then i asked what happened if the dude was for me instead, then she pointed out gayish not gay.. but i dunno that many gayish ppl.. maybe one or two from secondary but i havent been in contact with them SHIT.. there one from the telemarketing company but i think he is more gay than gayish.. haha.. But that got me thinking i dun have a girlfriend cause i'm too busy doing god knows what for one or i just dont want one for now.. still done have a exact answer.. my grandma is very eager to see me with one... She even ask my mom to introduce a 30 year old woman to me..haha. i'm letting her down.. everytime i visit her she would ask me the question. i wanted to lie to her during the recent visit.. but i couldn't, told her the truth and changed the topic asked her to tell me bout her past..haha. i would tell her how my uni is like this and like that.. but i think it just excuses cause if u really wanted something u like how navin puts it "make it happend"... like how he made it happen with sun.. i wanted to a couple of times make it happen but never could bring myself to. My friend right i'm just too careful, not to hurt. Well i guess i have get hurt sometime..

How many "haha" already, shit i going to be old and alone.. Speaking about being old just turned 24, fark.. as u get older age isn't just a number anymore it's a benchmark.. and looking at my 24 years i haven't done nuts i can proudly shout on top roof tops.. But i would like to thank everyone who celebrated my birthday with me.. thanks for making it a great night for me. i would like to point out the 3 guys lost their virginity on my bd, their clubbing virginity that is namely justin and tiliban.. You wish u had lost ur virginity virginity right... haha. I had a great night.. a few pleasant surprises... have to learn how to dance though.. hahah.. been able to hold my liquor much better now, last time all it it took was a bottle of beer and half a glass of baileys to get me start counting white spots.. so hopefully this post will justify the last 7 months of no post.. Enjoy su lin..

cant sleep!!

i have been rolling around on my bed for like 3 hrs and i still couldn't sleep...wth....it is probably because of the strong coffee i drank a few hours ago. Nooo....why can't i sleep at the moment when i needed it the most..So here i am blogging..holy shyt i am goin to sleep in the cinema tomoro....okok that's beside the point....the main point is that me blogging here..still...means just 1 thing ...and i thing only..i am still single >.<....anyways, i took a color quiz just a while ago...it suppose to show our personality..dunno whether it's true...wanna try it and check my results? go to http://www.colorquiz.com/.......i think its quite true about myself...i dunno...i guess...i m starting to talk crap..may be its the coffee or maybe its the lack of sleep factor...i think i will just lay on the bed until it's actually the time for me to wake up...

euphon's Existing Situation

Unable to exert the efforts to achieve his objectives. Feels neglected, desiring greater security, warm affection, and fewer problems.

euphon's Stress Sources

The tenacity and strength of will necessary to contend with existing difficulties has become weakened. Feels overtaxed, worn out, and getting nowhere, but continues to stand his ground. He feels this adverse situation as an actual tangible pressure which is intolerable to him and from which he wants to escape, but he feels unable to make the necessary decision.

euphon's Restrained Characteristics

Feels cut off and unhappy because of the difficulty in achieving the essential degree of cooperation and harmony which he desires.

Clings to his belief that his hopes and ideas are realistic, but needs encouragement and reassurance. Applies very exacting standards to his choice of a partner and wants guarantees against loss or disappointment.

Feels that things stand in his way, that circumstances are forcing him to compromise and forgo some pleasures for the time being.

euphon's Desired Objective

Needs to feel identified with someone or something and wishes to win support by his charm and amiability. Sentimental and yearns for a romantic tenderness.

euphon's Actual Problem

The tensions induced by trying to cope with conditions which are really beyond his capabilities, or reserves of strength, have led to considerable anxiety and a sense of personal (but unadmitted) inadequacy. He attempts to escape into a substitute world in which things are more nearly as he desires them to be.

in boredom and out of sanity...

as usual i am bored...about the out of sanity part...well i spent an hour and a half solving one mechanics of materials question...an hour and a half!!! just for one question...stupid assignment...the debating about how it should be and the long hours spent doing it (okay maybe not long hours...but it was long considering it was only one question) made me lose my sanity...

so anyways...due to "mr/mrs help" over in the chatterbox...i wondered how he/she fond our blog...and i google-ed uniten...and guess what...our blog is on the 7th page of the search results (if you don't believe me go google for yourself to see)...hehehe...i'd say we're doing quite well...hehe....

one more thing i found while google-ing uniten was this website...
UNITEN is lovers paradise???? maybe "mr. lim lao peh" forgot to add "for gays" to finish that sentence...

My thoughts on that post:

1. romantic d'tasik?? night view of the lake?? --> all you'll get is to see the big mosque next to the lake...i don't think that sight is a very romantic one...

2. water along coe to admin --> most of the time the water literally looks like crap...the only time it is clean is within a time period of one week after they've cleaned it...

3. i didn't know bn aquarium got starfish...lol..."mr. lim lao peh" sure is pretty free to notice that...

4. bm gents toilet has flowers??? i never knew that either...hrmz...tomorrow must got check...go "pau" and give some chick...oh wait...more like give some other guy...hehe...

5. coe food --> sucky food...prices getting higher...

okay maybe i'm exaggerating...somebody correct me please...
must ask mr. han han if uniten is a good place to pak toh...

p/s: to mr/mrs help...uniten might not be as bad as it seems...it might be better, but at the same time it might be worse...=p...

Some Political Jokes =) enjoy~

(1) Barisan has announced that its new national symbol is the Condom, because it accurately reflects the government stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives us a sense of security while we're actually being screwed!

(2) Pak Lah and Samy Vellu were in a helicopter looking down Kuala Lumpur. Pak Lah said, "Samy, if I throw two RM100 notes down, two people will be happy."Not wanting to be outdone, Samy said,"If I throw 200 RM1 notes, 200 people will behappy."The pilot heard the conversation and said, "If I throw the two of you down, 27 million Malaysians will be happy."

(3) Three guys were arguing as to what race Adam and Eve were. The Malay guy said they must be Malay as they are so good looking. The Chinese guy said that they must be Chinese as they are so calm even with a snake. The Indian guy said that they must be Malaysian-Indian as they have no shelter, noclothes, no money, share one apple, advised by a snake who told them that they are living in paradise!

(4) Pak Lah, Najib, Shahrizat and Anwar were sitting in a KTM train heading up to Penang for campaigning. Near Ipoh, the train goes through atunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Shahrizat and Pak Lah are sitting there looking perplexed. Najib is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything. Pak Lah is thinking: "These guys areall crazy after Shahrizat. Najib must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."Shahrizat is thinking: "Najib must have moved to kiss me, but kissed Pak Lah instead and got slapped. "Najib is thinking: "Damn it, Pak Lah must have tried to kiss Shahrizat, she thought it was me and slapped me instead. "Anwar is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Najib again."

(5) Barisan wins the election. To celebrate, they decide to send more angkasawan to space. Najib calls together a group of Umnoputracosmonauts. Saudara saudara sekalian, we successfully sent our man Muzaffar to space using tax payers' money the last time. Since we have more than enough tax payers' money, the Cabinet has decided that you will all now fly to the sun. But Datuk, we will be burnt to crisp. Jangan takut, the Barisan government has thought of everything ... you will fly at night!

a bid farewell V2.0

nick ur attempt to move sue lin with ur "touching" post was a bit of erm.. of a failure..didnt managed to touched any part of her at all expect maybe her fury... hahaha..was talking to her just now and she was still complaining about it.. haha. So i take my chances and write one. Sue lin when i heard that you were leaving for aussie, i was REALLY sad. Cause i was just starting to get to know you, eventhough we met bout a year ago, we never kept in contact until very recently. i was really hoping to meet u again in person but the never really had the chance.. maybe it was just fate.. sue lin really brighten up my nights.. online.. i mentioned this before.. haha. she's just different from other girls in a good way. she's very easy to talk to hence ms.talkative and not to mention pleasing on the eyes.. so basically all SUE LIN want US to say is SUE LIN WE LOVE U DONT LEAVE USSSSSSSSSSS and WE'RE BETTER THAN AUSSIE GUAI LOU! HAHA..And all i want to say is the day u left for aussie a part of me left too.. which part i'm not sure.. but there was a part.. haha... I owe u a hug will give it to u when u come back..haha.. FROM ALL OF US IN ABUNCHOFSINGLEDESPERATEHORNYBUTSENSENSITIVEGUYS COME BACK TO US SOON!!!

a bid farewell...

here i am sadly sitting alone, back after a few racks of pool with my ex-schoolmates; which was pretty hilarious. however, now i find myself sitting here alone and i was just thinking, well after all the late nights chatting with slin, i guess it's only fair if we bid a farewell to her. to those of us single, desperate, horny but sensitive guys who have been chatting with her, even in the shout box (which i think you guys were so darn free to do so) i think she would have brought laughter, if not even a slight smile on our face.

so this is our grand farewell to you, slin. well till you're back in beautiful malaysia (well maybe i'm exaggerating bout the beautiful part) but anyways till then. all the best in aussie, work hard & play hard, take care, and remember to NOT forget us.

THIS IS NOT CHAPTER 2 NOR EVEN 1.5

this is something i do when i have free time...or when all of my friends were downstairs drinking and i am the only one not..

CHAPTER 1

Justin has just woke up abruptly from a beautiful dream. He sat on his single bed, trying to recall what that beautiful dream was. In his subconscious world, he has a sports car, a big and spacious house, a pet dog named Tinkerbell, and most important of all a beautiful girl friend with a figure to die for whom he share his king sized bed with. But then a loud banging sound and the sound of the fire cracker woke him up rudely from his slumber, pulling him back to the reality. the REALITY : assigments, projects, tutorials, no girl friends, and...and....and uniten..Ahhhhh he screamed in his head, apparently caused by the burden of all stated above. The worst thing of all it was the first day of chinese new year. I am going to lose the bet, he thought to himself...Shyt...shyt...

Where and how am i going to find a girl friend to show D**h*n and R*g*r BEFORE chinese new year (CNY), he pondered further, going deeper into his thoughts. Apparently Justin was foolish enough to bet with 2 evil person that he is capable to somehow search for a girlfriend before the CNY, which is mission imposible >.< . He is no Tom Cruise and doesnt have a japanese daughter named, Suri.....Looks like i am have no other choice but to "belanja" Dim Sum buffet, which of course was a much better option considering that intially the bet was for a dinner in TGIF..phew......close call...

Actually, Justin was smart enough to device a great plan i.e. to ask a girl to pretend to be his girlfriend. That plan, he thought was good enough to fool the evil duo but they, not short of ideas, counter back by saying they will need to perform a few tests to prove the relationship is real. Justin, being such a nice person, couldn't stand a girl being humiliated like that and therefore aborted the plan. All this problems urged him to open his pc and write all about it to post it in his
friend's blog, hoping that by doing this, it can help to calm him down. He posted chapter 1 and crossed his fingers and hope that he do not have to write chapter 2. No offence, but who would want to write in this blog forever...

PS: this story is purely fictional and justin does actually have a girlfriend.....yeah rite....

how to seduce women

It's a new year but still the same old problem.... still very much abunchofsingledesperatehornybutsensitiveguys just realized how freakin long that was... so i hope you guys can pick up a thing or two from this video and get some chicks... as for me it's alright.. i'm fine the way i are... haha