fook mi, fook yu

j.p morgan has a point there... haha. but dun think the fat balding old dude in the ferrari with the hot chick beside him will quite agree though...haha.

Personality is one thing that will not depreciate, too bad it's not something we can see at first glance. our loss..

friendship is only overated cause they arent truely ur friends. meaning of friendship, using ppl with consent, but then again if u were really friends u wouldnt mind..

josh ur reply is really deep man, ur talking if u.... argh nvrmind haha.. jk. but i think that i know what u were thinking that i was thinking bout the same thing about what u were thinking and i think that we're pretty much on the same wavelength.... applies for everything i guess. gt a pair of tweeters today, they sound sooo ok sounding.. best part made in italy.. european experience here i come.. see can nvr really be satisfied.. hahaha watched euro trip MIKE... i'm coming to germany.

pretty young thing

my dad emailed this to me. found it hilarious so i thought i'd share it.

Title: Young and pretty lady wishes to marry a rich guy. Fantastic reply
from a financial person

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year.
I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with
$500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual
salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My
requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income
of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should
I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest
is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If
someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of
New York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please
list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only
average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have
looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry
rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who
can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get
married)

Ms. Pretty


Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots
of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please
allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your
requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting
time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision
to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put
the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of
"beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B
pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem
here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone
without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase
from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation
asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal
depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only
asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a
position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the
trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to
keep it for long term â€" same goes with the marriage that you
wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a
wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be
sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a
fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would
advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich
guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich
person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than
finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing"
services, do contact me
signed, J.P. Morgan

hehe. so all those girls out there who are hoping to find a rich guy to settle down with, better hope he hasn't read this before. haha


and in response to saggy,
no, u're not the only one. people in general are STUPID with UNSATIABLE DESIRES. and in the pursuit of those desires, they lose what they hold dear to them. hehe.

best thing to do? just take whatever losses in your stride. dont regret. because at one point in time, that was what you wanted. hehe. not sure who or where i got that from. but it sounded right in this context. haha

final thoughts: on a whole different note, i think friendship is overrated.

bored and broke...

i came across a link today which claims to tell you how much your blog is worth and i thought, hmmm, lets see how much OUR blog is worth.

i thought it would be interesting to see how it stood against some of the other blogs that are on the world wide web. to be specific, i decided to see how it ranked against THIS blog. a blog with nothing but a pretty face taking her own picture at every opportunity she has and posting them up for the world to see. a blog which doesnt have a witty writer who racks his brain coming up with humourous posts for the masses of UNITEN.

guess how our blog fared against hers.

Our blog is worth $0.00.
How much is your blog worth?

i am outraged!

we have saggy wracking his brains to come up with ideas to humour the lot of us and all his efforts are worth nothing.

while hers is worth:

www.dawnyang.com

Dawn Yang's blog is worth $597,847.86.
How much is your blog worth?

a WHOPPING $597,847.86!!
who would've thought. sigh.

the sad truth, the world we live in IS undoubtedly a very SUPERFICIAL world.

how are we gonna get our blog to be worth something?
well, our witty writer could do this.

waddya think? :p


if that doesnt work, we still always have the 3 breathtaking beauties of uniten. hehe


ps: this is a very lame attempt at being funny, i was bored and had nothing to do. no offense to anyone :)

Got Milk?

I dunno if u guys ever seen the milk commercial where this guy who just recently died ends up in this room. The room is completely white and is filled with endless supplies of chocolate chip cookies. So this guy is thinking he must be in heaven. Then he starts munching down the cookies. And he’s like thinking what chocolate chip cookies without milk. Then he goes to the fridge only to realize that there is no milk. Then the commercial ends with the letters “Got Milk?” burning up. It’s damn funny!!!!



Got Chicks?

I dunno if u guys heard of this one before where this guy who just recently finishes his stpm and ends enrolling into this uni called uniten. The university is pretty decent with good facilities and all, plus the fees are quite cheap. So this guy is thinking what the hell, I just enroll here. Then he starts to think about how good life is going to be in uni. Then he couldn’t wait for the semester to start. And he was like thinking there’s got to be chicks in university, they’re going to come from all over Malaysia. Then he goes for the first day of registration only to realize that there was only row and row of d*cks. Then the story ends with the letters “Got Chicks” burning up. It’s not funny!!!!

This is in no way a disrespect to the three beautiful girls here.







they are in no particluar order they all equally beautiful. Just look at them, breathtaking beauties.

Food for thought

is it human nature to want what they cant never have and to never know how to appreciate what they already have until it's gone? or is it just me?

hey hey we have a new blogger......

everyone say hi to adeline.
she's 19 and hails from Australia.
and she's a very excellent blower too.

check out the number of bubbles she blew...

hey ade, better started posting something....